Switch off your lights, save electricity: Zuma

Dear Mr President

My family and I have already done our part in lowering our electricity consumption.

However, what grates my carrot is that you (and your beloved cANCer) seems unwilling to address the theft of electricity by most of your voters.

We all will appreciate it if you can address that issue first before asking the general public to reduce their electricity usage.

Thank you.
 
He said in the long term, the government was looking to develop a sustainable energy mix including electricity, liquid fuels, coal, wind, hydro, nuclear, solar and gas.

What a splendid idea - use electricity to run our power plants! That way we don't have to dig up the earth for coal, dispose nuclear waste, or drill into the Karoo shales. The man is a visionary! (Or the journalist should demand his school fees back)
 
Dear Zuma

How about you turn the lights on for a change in that thick skull of yours and actually use what could possibly be left of your brain.

#thatisall
 
What a splendid idea - use electricity to run our power plants! That way we don't have to dig up the earth for coal, dispose nuclear waste, or drill into the Karoo shales. The man is a visionary! (Or the journalist should demand his school fees back)
If you are interested, I'm starting up a new oil company next week. I have found a source of petroleum mere metres below the surface in multiple locations in the country..an endless supply! The extracted liquid is pure enough that no further refinement is necessary, and as a bonus, once a week it seems to top itself up! All you need to do is drill through a few metres of concrete, none of this fracking or deep sea nonsense.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/lucrative-new-oil-extraction-method-involves-drill,38028/
 
If you are interested, I'm starting up a new oil company next week. I have found a source of petroleum mere metres below the surface in multiple locations in the country..an endless supply! The extracted liquid is pure enough that no further refinement is necessary, and as a bonus, once a week it seems to top itself up! All you need to do is drill through a few metres of concrete, none of this fracking or deep sea nonsense.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/lucrative-new-oil-extraction-method-involves-drill,38028/

:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
Zuma is a KANT!!!! Zuma is 'n FL!!!!

The most hated man in SA politics (if you're not benefiting from his stupidity) and supreme racist mastermind is arrogant enough to think we will listen to his drivel? He's a used FL in my book! :mad:
 
All you need to do is drill through a few metres of concrete, none of this fracking or deep sea nonsense.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/lucrative-new-oil-extraction-method-involves-drill,38028/

I tried that with my first house in Sinoville Pretoria when drilling for water and drilled right into the septic tank with a compressor machine. The whole forecourt, swimming pool and garage was plastered with faeces.

This would have made the ANC faeces brigade proud. :D
 
This is so yesterday. It rather sounds as if the honorable Zuma lost his speech and was reading an old speech that someone discovered in a drawer of his desk.
 
Dear Mr President

My family and I have already done our part in lowering our electricity consumption.

However, what grates my carrot is that you (and your beloved cANCer) seems unwilling to address the theft of electricity by most of your voters.

We all will appreciate it if you can address that issue first before asking the general public to reduce their electricity usage.

Thank you.

QFT.


That pic has just such a beautiful warm glow about it... and the rest around it must bumble their way through the dark. B@rstid! :mad:
 
That said, when a credible president without taint, hint of corruption, free of fraud and who isn't pillaging the taxpayer for his/her own enrichment tells me this, I might listen. Until then, THE LIGHTS STAY ON!!!
 
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