Takealot Poetry

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codus

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I must REVEAL
there is NO DEAL
and also THINK
the Daily Deals STINK!
 
I like your rhyme

Just though i would chime

The deals do reveal

Anything but a steal
 
If we can keep this going
they may just be throwing
better deals tomorrow
to end all our sorrow
 
We need more vouchers
While we shop on our couches
For goods and deals
That gives our cash wheels
 
Too many slouches

Emptying the money pouches

Will give rise

To a shortage of supplies
 
The Rand is weak
We need to seek
Ways to stretch the bucks
That my friends is the crux
 
What a pity
The specials are ****ty
The daily reveal
Has no appeal
 
Come together now
We need to tell them how
Great deals are our daily bread
Without us you are dead
 
Takealot snakealot

Make us stew

In the pot

We need vouchers a few

To sead a new crew
 
A voucher a day
And I will stay
Or one every so often
and my wallet wil soften

Come now mate
Add your weight
Yes you're a poet
I'm sure you did not know it
 
codus said:
A voucher a day
And I will stay
Or one every so often
and my wallet wil soften

Come now mate
Add your weight
Yes you're a poet
I'm sure you did not know it
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Dude, you're on fire

Your rhymes show that you desire

Vouchers of plenty

To make your wallet empty
 
These poems of sorrow

Show accounts that are hollow

For vouchers are scarce

And their time limit a farce

We need a good show

Fore their business can grow

For now it seems rather dreary

Without kalahari we are weary

Of the one horned dragon

Who funds the current shenanigan
 
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's a voucher on his email already,
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop prices, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the pricing engine is screwing him now
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's voucher hunting now
The clock's run out, time's up over,
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes the nappies
Oh, there goes the dogmor, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
Is he? No
He won't have it , he knows his whole websites ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He'll get them stacked that he knows
 
wentworth65 said:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's a voucher on his email already,
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop prices, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the pricing engine is screwing him now
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's voucher hunting now
The clock's run out, time's up over,
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes the nappies
Oh, there goes the dogmor, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
Is he? No
He won't have it , he knows his whole websites ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He'll get them stacked that he knows
Click to expand...

winner! Should get a voucher for this!
 
wentworth65 said:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's a voucher on his email already,
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop prices, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the pricing engine is screwing him now
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's voucher hunting now
The clock's run out, time's up over,
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes the nappies
Oh, there goes the dogmor, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
Is he? No
He won't have it , he knows his whole websites ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He'll get them stacked that he knows
Click to expand...

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10/10
 
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