Telegram Bots

[DA-LION-619]

A good developer knows.

Just because I don't own or use mac doesn't mean I'm blind and oblivious to what it offers and what it's about.

(I'm a Apple software fan of note, just a very frugal being so won't buy one unfortunately)

How you're going to know Material design without an Android device or Windows Metro UI, I don't know what Apple calls their design language.

The point being you can't know without actually using and understanding.

At one point Windows Phone had no such thing as hamburger menus, apps that used it left users confused.

 

[Nod]

https://www.codementor.io/garethdwy...-a-telegram-bot-using-python-part-1-goi5fncay

 

[Thor]

How you're going to know Material design without an Android device or Windows Metro UI, I don't know what Apple calls their design language.

The point being you can't know without actually using and understanding.

At one point Windows Phone had no such thing as hamburger menus, apps that used it left users confused.

There is a difference between not using and not knowing.

 

[Thor]

So Telegram bots...

Back on point.

I have a idea/task I want to take to telegram I like it a lot I use it everyday Telegram is life.

Basically I want a bot that lets me know when someone posted a message in my contact form, when a new user registered etc stuff like that. So that will be my weekend plans.

 

[dadecoza]

I wrote one that hooks into our ITSM tool. The bot is also available on Skype for Business and Yammer.

 

[Hamster]

Basically I want a bot that lets me know when someone posted a message in my contact form, when a new user registered etc stuff like that. So that will be my weekend plans.

Hehe, that's about the only real use I've ver had for a Telegram (or whatever platform) bot - monitoring. Sending alerts etc. to it instead of email.

 

[Thor]

Hehe, that's about the only real use I've ver had for a Telegram (or whatever platform) bot - monitoring. Sending alerts etc. to it instead of email.

Exactly, what I want to do, My own personalized alerts, currently they all get mailed I would much rather fire off a POST to the bot and then get push notifications on my phone.

 

[skeptic_SA]

I wrote one that analyses all Telegram messages outgoing from any users in ZA and analyses their outgoing texts. It uses a very complicated algorithm to determine if they're female. And then to determine if they're single. Then it uses the built in camera (works on Android and Apple) to score them based on selfie pics (ranking them from 0 to 10). And finally their Telegram usernames get fed to me and I can then choose if I want to contact them.

Ok. So I didn't really do that. But imagine if I did.

 

[Hamster]

I wrote one that analyses all Telegram messages outgoing from any users in ZA and analyses their outgoing texts. It uses a very complicated algorithm to determine if they're female. And then to determine if they're single. Then it uses the built in camera (works on Android and Apple) to score them based on selfie pics (ranking them from 0 to 10). And finally their Telegram usernames get fed to me and I can then choose if I want to contact them.

Ok. So I didn't really do that. But imagine if I did.

If you can somehow request the GPS location of their phone you have a winner

Please don't implicate me when you end up in jail.

 

[skeptic_SA]

If you can somehow request the GPS location of their phone you have a winner

Please don't implicate me when you end up in jail.

Made a mental note to imagine doing this too. Thanks Hammy.

 

[mister]

I would create Android and ios apps because that's the market even though I own a Windows phone.

Thor uses a windows phone???