Telkom customer "help line" - USELESS! (Cable theft related)

johanopperman

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On Thursday 11-07-2013 my Telkom line went down. Cables stolen. Logged a call with Telkom the same day, Telkom reference number 997ctk110713.

Side note, there was cable theft exactly one week prior, took Telkom one day to fix (guess I'll have to give the devil his dues and say well done).


This time I'm not so lucky. As said, fault reported on the 11th of July. When I phoned they were already aware of the problem, so somebody else must've logged a fault too.

We're now on day 4. When I first phoned, the guy at the Telkom Customer "Help Line" (using the expression in the loosest possible way) said that on average it takes 3-4 days to fix. Not sure if they work on weekends?

Anyways, I phoned this morning to try and get a progress update. Frustrating. When I phone 10210, and after listening to this reeeaaaalllllyyyyyy sllloooowwwww voice which repeats everything I typed in for them and already know, and for which I have to pay listening to (it's apparently free from my Telkom line, but if I could use that line I would have no reason to phone them now would I?), all I get is "Status: your fault has been logged with Telkom on the 11th of July 2013".

I actually know that. Mostly because I was the freakin' one who reported my line.

Status last updated on the 11th of July 2013. I.e., no updates since I reported my line.

So I press 0 to talk to one of their operators. I think I might have woken him from his Sunday afternoon sleep; for that I apologise. Doesn't sound like the sharpest pencil.

I ask for a status update. He tells me the fault has been logged. Once again: I actually know that.

What I want to know is, how far are they in FIXING my problem.

Eish.

Apparently the problem has been forwarded to their cabling division. I would've expected this to happen.

So how far is their cabling division in fixing my line?

Eish.

Apparently they are sub-contracted so nobody knows. No way of finding out.

How the HELL do you run a business like that? SURELY your divisions, and sub-contractors, are supposed to be in constant contact with each other? During my 20 years in the engineering field, when a customer bought our products and we had a sub-contractor installing that product on our behalf, that sub-contractor is still representing our company. So any queries from the customer when the sub-contractor did not arrive on site, or will not meet his deadline, was reported to us, the company he bought the goods and services from. And we had to phone the sub-contractor, kick some ass, then go back to the customer to report back.

Somehow Telkom doesn't work like that. Nice when you have a monopoly, subsidised with my tax money, PLUS my monthly line rental.

So all I know up to now is that my report has been logged. On the 11th of July 2013. As said, I didn't need to phone the "Customer Help Line" because I knew that even before I phoned this morning.

Every day without a telephone and internet, is business lost for me.

I ask the clever chap at Telkom what to do now. He cleverly tells me I can opt for 3G if I want internet connectivity. I know that too.

But my surname is Opperman, NOT Oppenheimer (rather unfortunately). Yes I can buy extra PAYG data from Vodacom. But I would need to have an estimate on how long it's going to take Telkom (okay, or their sub-contractors) to fix my line, in order for me to figure out how much data I need to buy from Vodacom/MTN/Cell C. But they can't give me even a rough indication. Fortunately they can tell me my fault has been logged.

And what about my customers who want to phone me on my landline? How much business haven't I possible lost because of customers not getting through?

All I want to know Telkom, is HOW LONG DO YOU ESTIMATE it is going to take to replace the stolen cables?

And do you realise I'm losing money every single day without the internet and landline?


And lastly, there is no way in hell I'm going to pay my full Telkom account end of this month. I should in fact claim for possible business (and thus money) lost due to your inefficiencies.
 
Direct me to the "Cable thieves forum" and I'll do just that.

So Telkom is allowed to have the kakkest "Customer help line" because we have cable thieves?
 
Did you study drama too?

The guy answering the phone won't know if anyone has been dispatched if it was not logged by the technicians.
 
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Direct me to the "Cable thieves forum" and I'll do just that.

So Telkom is allowed to have the kakkest "Customer help line" because we have cable thieves?

Nope, that is just because they couldn't give a ratsass about you. Try contacting them via the social media channels or our new resident Telkom rep on MyBB, TelkomZA.
 
/off topic. We need a Cable Thieves Incorporated MyBB rep, with Telkom coming on board they are one of the last major players in broadband not represented; moreover it will set a good precedent to convince government to get reps here.
on topic:
Telkom does not have a monopoly anymore and are not subsidized by tax funding at all. A large part of Telkom's network is a product of special access and servitude laws which are now equally enjoyed by VC, MTN, CellC, Sentech, MWeb but in terms of funding SA has always had an obsession with telecommunications being financed by the users.

If the line is for business purposes as a business you need redundancy.

Having logged a fault insist on escalating it. Once you have gone through one or two hoops direct a complaint to ICASA
(and CC it to Telkom), Telkom resolves things before ICASA even get to forward the complaint to Telkom for reply.
 
The guy answering the phone won't know if anyone has been dispatched if it was not logged by the technicians.



Which was actually the point I was making.

Try operating a normal business like that, see how long you last. What's the use of a customer help line when they don't have any control systems in place.
 
I just used Telkom Mobile's online help. Awesome. Eventually she asked for an alternate number, phoned me back, and gave me all the answers I needed in less than 3 minutes. Very very jacked up and very pleasant to deal with.

Some faith in Telkom has been restored.
 
I just used Telkom Mobile's online help. Awesome. Eventually she asked for an alternate number, phoned me back, and gave me all the answers I needed in less than 3 minutes. Very very jacked up and very pleasant to deal with.

Some faith in Telkom has been restored.


See, if I got this I would've been fine.

If you don't know, find out from a person that do, and come back to me with an answer. Same as with any normal business.
 
Telkom cables division

I placed an order for an ADSL line on January 15, 2014. On the 20th the order was passed to the cables division due to a faulty line. It has been sitting there since. It is now February 18 and the best they can do is supply me with a comment that was left by a technician on the 11th: "Cable noise on east side" !!!! So in one whole month they have only managed to make the observation about a noisy line. PATHETIC, like every other service in this country that has the monopoly, SERVICE SUCKS, EFFICIENCY SUCKS, WORK ETHICS SUCK !!!! What is this country coming to ?
 
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