That awesome feeling....

[Neoprod]

Water splashing onto your ashole when you dumped that huge turd in the toilet.

Homemade bidet...

 

[eth3rZA]

First half of the first beer for the day.

 

[The_Mowgs]

Homemade bidet...

^ this guy knows

 

[Drifter]

Fine, I'll say it:

A massive fibre induced crap!

Wouldnt you prefer uncrapped fibre.......

 

[Drifter]

That awesome feeling when you get home after a productive day at work,
... your house is clean,
... you have food that is already prepared
... you pour yourself a large drink
... and you settle down for a quiet evening of some serious online gaming.

Fantasy land

 

[Knyro]

Taking a shower or bath after a weekend at Oppikoppi.

Yaassss QFT. +100

 

[Jehosefat]

When you go on a road trip with mates, finally get to your destination and crack open your first beer.

You wait until you get to the destination?

 

[creeper]

You wait until you get to the destination?

I was thinking the same thing. There are so many pubs along the way....and there is a designated driver.

 

[bassplayer]

I was thinking the same thing. There are so many pubs along the way....and there is a designated driver.

I'm usually the driver!

 

[janinki]

Totally unrelated.... but the expression on people's faces after they taste my ice cream.... that smile... those eye expressions and loving body language

 

[HavocXphere]

Boss tells you to do half-day Friday because you worked hard & delivered results.

Plus cold beer waiting at home along with good food. Good times...

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

Wouldnt you prefer uncrapped fibre.......

I usually prefer fibre to home ...... more enjoyable - more comfortable crapper.

 

[Kerrits]

I was thinking the same thing. There are so many pubs along the way....and there is a designated driver.

Road trip foul. You don't drink till everyone can drink.

 

[WaxLyrical]

That awesome feeling when your credit card actually goes into credit and the bank owes YOU money.

 

[Kloofvreter]

You wait until you get to the destination?

Yeah, it makes no sense. Therefore, I call BS

 

[SummerSmiles]

1) Coming home to happy dogs who've missed you all day

2) When the house is clean, washing is done and there is something quick and easy to make for supper! Time to mentally relax before the family arrives home.

 

[smb3]

That moment when you pay your last bond payment ....

....
....
....

But I wouldn't know about that .... Because I didn't even apply for a bond

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

the day you get married ................. and find out that Aunt Helen is a good looking wealthy nymphomaniac that really likes you

 

[HavocXphere]

When you're off to see a new city and have no idea whats waiting that side.

 

[Leader]

You find out the ANC has just lost the elections