That one neighbour

[SpicyPeanut]

Before we take away @pinball wizard safe space for his daily diary entry.
How do you deal with people like this and what can I expect in the future?

 

[OCP]

I suggest you avoid shoveling snow.

 

[pinball wizard]

How do you deal with people like this and what can I expect in the future?

Personally, I would create a thread about it on a random interweb forum - I'd even go so far as to register a new account for this one purpose, and display all the snot and tears of my side of the story and thrill myself with the sympathy of strangers.

 

[Paul Kemp]

Living vicariously through others: Answer the door in your jocks. Draw out the conversation when she wants to leave.

Reality: Be overly nice to them.

 

[My_King]

I suggest you avoid shoveling snow.

I would say do shovel the snow, then we get an ending to this.

 

[jdido87]

Party everyday, just before the limit where it becomes illegal. Noise, braai smoke, etc.

 

[Ninja'd]

Play some Devildriver real loud and even louder if she's not a next door neighbour. She'll hear it and if she's a fan she'll come over and you can then bond over your mutual love for the band.