The_Unbeliever
Honorary Master
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/08/regpad/
What we have here is a 12mm NASA-grade titanium shell packing an octocore Vulturium™ processor, Shark-o-raptorific V graphics card, 7.2W sealed cold fusion power supply, interplanetary internet node module with wireless connection rates of up to 8 petabytes per millisecond, headphone socket and slimline biscuit dispenser.
Also available as a flexible version :
/me wants one