The dark truth about avocados

[Thrasil]

Good thing we grow our own avocados and dont import from mexico....

 

[saor]

Good thing we grow our own avocados and dont import from mexico....

I think OP just likes these picturebook articles.

 

[backstreetboy]

Hipster food.

 

[dualmeister]

Ooh that reminds me. I must place that sushi order for tonight still.

 

[Agent_Smith]

 

[Priapus]

The real dark truth is that it tastes like crap and nobody wants to admit it

Ban.

Avo on toast is where it's at.

 

[Bliksis]

This seems like a real kak attempt at writing a catchy article.

 

[Beyond.Celsus]

People really defensive over their cardboard spread

 

[UrBaN963]

People really defensive over their cardboard spread

People really defensive over their defective tastebuds and lack of culture.

 

[grok]

People really defensive over their cardboard spread

Maybe you have Covid and don't even Knowid?

 

[backstreetboy]

People pay R50 for this junk...

 

[Rickster]

Toast + Avo + Lays plain salt = heaven.

 

[Beyond.Celsus]

People really defensive over their defective tastebuds and lack of culture.

You are Mexican?

 

[Sensorei]

The production of avocados can cause climate change acceleration and even support drug cartels and gang violence, making the mild fruit a source of controversy.

The only source of controversy is this dodgy, blasphemous article.

 

[bromster]

Woolies avo. Thick cut sourdough from Knead. Toasted. Himalayan salt, ground black pepper, dried chilli, sesame seeds, crispy onions, then maybe some sriracha, kewpie mayo or lemon juice to taste.

And I don't care how many almond milk drinking SJWs' tears are required to offset the carbon footprint. My friend has a tree that's taller than his house. It provides shade and a lovely aesthetic.

This article can go and suck a lemon.

 

[Kung Fu Porkchop]

The real dark truth is that it tastes like crap and nobody wants to admit it

It must suck having tastebuds that don't work. I don't envy you. Sorry nê

 

[AstroTurf]

Agg, if you want a dark truth here is one for you, if you like donkeys, don't eat mangoes.

 

[Beyond.Celsus]

It must suck having tastebuds that don't work. I don't envy you. Sorry nê

Okay

 

[Sarg3_ZN]

You eat crap, so there's that

All food is reconstructed crap.

 

[maumau]

Woolies avo. Thick cut sourdough from Knead. Toasted. Himalayan salt, ground black pepper, dried chilli, sesame seeds, crispy onions, then maybe some sriracha, kewpie mayo or lemon juice to taste.

And I don't care how many almond milk drinking SJWs' tears are required to offset the carbon footprint. My friend has a tree that's taller than his house. It provides shade and a lovely aesthetic.

This article can go and suck a lemon.

Guy in Woolies told me a similar recipe this very afternoo - he uses achar instead of mayo