The Lion King remake

thumb_look-how-they-massacred-my-boy-something-something-umber-boy-48284753.png
 
On the count of 3, let's all pretend to be surprised the Disney cash-in was a disappointment.
 
I heard the new Scar in the trailer and immediately deducted 50-points from Gryffindor.
 
Well at the very least this will make the original even more glorious.
 
Serves them right. They targeted the wrong market. If they made Simba female the movie would have made zillions.
 
I couldn't stand 10 minutes of watching this. It was like reliving a classic movie that was cloned with CGI. It actually made me quite nauseous to be honest.

Disney wanted to abduct my serene childhood memories. I feel so sad. I want to cry about my heart that is so sore :crying:
 
Last edited:
Wasn't woke enough for me.

Simba should have been a translion - an impala that identifies as a lion.

Also Nala should have become the new Queen with Simba has her consort. That would have been better.

I didn't hear the words "toxic masculinity" even once - disappointed.
 
Rafiki should've done more for the vegan community and the LGBTQIA community had no representation at all.
 
Top
Sign up to the MyBroadband newsletter
X