The SA Politics Thread Part 6

[TheChamp]

You can spin and spin as much as you want little racist. Please try not to steal anything today.

I promise I will be a good boy, I will even do you one better and not steal anything until after the election.

 

[Agent67]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1793394749048545306

Love it.

 

[The_Mowgs]

I promise I will be a good boy, I will even do you one better and not steal anything until after the election.

I love you

 

[wingnut771]

I meant we were getting the stats from our analysts like Dawie and the others, not the IEC.

I don't know about the votes but I think they count them, imagine how scandalous it would be if something unfortunate were to happen, like a fire or that deadly flood that destroyed the GLM cadre deployment minutes.

Where is the IEC 2024 dashboard?

 

[Priapus]

What happened last night?

UK announced elections. Someone played this song over the PM whilst he was speaking at 10 Downing Street.

 

[wingnut771]

UK announced elections. Someone played this song whilst over the PM whilst he was speaking at 10 Downing Street.

Good song, takes me back to before the ANC started betraying us.

 

[Agent67]

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The song was Tony Blair's campaign song in 1997 when Labour won by a landslide.

 

[Priapus]

The song was Tony Blair's campaign song in 1997 when Labour won by a landslide.

That I didn’t know. Brilliant.

 

[TheChamp]

Where is the IEC 2024 dashboard?

No idea, I haven't checked.

 

[wingnut771]

No idea, I haven't checked.

I'll save you the time, it doesn't exist.

 

[Priapus]

I'll save you the time, it doesn't exist.

Why would it? Elections have not started.

 

[ToxicBunny]

I'll save you the time, it doesn't exist.

It does exist, its just not publicly available yet because there is no data in it yet since the elections haven't started.

 

[Agent67]

The song was Tony Blair's campaign song in 1997 when Labour won by a landslide.

The ****ing song is stuck in my head now...

 

[TheChamp]

I'll save you the time, it doesn't exist.

Is it a scandal?

 

[Priapus]

Is it a scandal?

Nope.

 

[wingnut771]

Why would it? Elections have not started.

People voted last week already.

 

[wingnut771]

It does exist, its just not publicly available yet because there is no data in it yet since the elections haven't started.

What were those queues around the embassies for?

 

[Priapus]

People voted last week already.

Yes, abroad. Not locally. The official election starts next week. So that’s when the dashboard will be up.

 

[wingnut771]

Yes, abroad. Not locally. The official election starts next week. So that’s when the dashboard will be up.

Yes, where are those votes/ballots now as we speak?

 

[ShaunSA]

I'll save you the time, it doesn't exist.

It's like some of us wake up every morning determined to be extra stupid