The sun will fall from the sky!

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The River King’s terrifying threat . . .

THE three women saw a young boy in blue underwear swimming in the river. As they approached, the boy changed into an old man. He greeted them and introduced himself as the River King, with a message from the ancestors. The three women, Nomusa Sibiya, Nkele Mabena and Zamacele Mvuyana, went to the mountain in Snake Park near Dobsonville, Soweto, to pray in February. Nomusa said: “As we approached the river, we saw a boy swimming.

“But as we got closer the boy changed into an old man with a scary face and eyes like lightning.
“He was wearing blue trousers, a blue T-shirt and a black shirt. He had a blue cap in one hand. He said it was lucky that we had come to the river because he wanted us to warn people to respect the river and to stop dirtying it because the ancestors could no longer drink the dirty water.

“He told us he would kill those who refused to listen to him and would make the sun fall from the sky.” “He said the ancestors were not happy because people vomited in the river and some slaughtered chickens and goats and left them there.” She said the man thanked them for listening and sank into the water.
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****, you'd thinking that an aging super water being would at least know they sun can't fall from the sky...

Also, ancestors don't need to drink water, not like they can die if they don't.


What a bunch of nutcases!
 
Eish, marrams. You should not eat the mushrooms growing next to the water. LOL
 
The sky is falling - The sky is falling!!!!, what I am not Chicken Little:confused:
 
On Tues, work colleague said there is a large bright object in the sky. I looked out the window and then recognised it from a distant memory. It was the sun.
 
Wait .. he warns about the vomity water then sinks right back into it? Eeeew!

IMO the little Tokolosh should have tweeted instead .. OMG WATER FILTHY STOP VOMITING INIT ELSE GRANPAPPYS MAKE SUN GO PEW, PLONK!!!
 
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