The Ten Most Worthless Car Mods

[HAL 9000]

Vinyl wraps and after-market wheels are one thing, but these ten car mods take wasting money to a whole ‘nother level.



Read the full posting here:

http://jalopnik.com/the-ten-most-worthless-car-mods-1716117445

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

4.) Intentional Rust
Especially popular among the VW enthusiast community, the new thing all the cool kids are doing nowadays is intentionally rusting body panels on their cars for that perfect vintage look. But if you’re a “smart-consumer” you might consider the resale value friendly option, the rust-wrap (shown above).

:wtf:

 

[FiestaST]

^ Good old Jalopnik....agree with pretty much all mentioned. The "bullet holes" must be an American thing; never see it locally.

IMO worse is headlight eyelashes &....

fake performance badges like below...

 

[Purply]

Headlight Eyelashes....... hahahahahahaha, cracked me up good, thanks for that!

 

[Sinbad]

^ Good old Jalopnik....agree with pretty much all mentioned. The "bullet holes" must be an American thing; never see it locally.

IMO worse is headlight eyelashes &....

fake performance badges like below...

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Plus a million
so many amg badges....

 

[satanboy]

.

IMO worse is headlight eyelashes &....

nah, those are funny

 

[Dan C]

Those Spinner Hub Caps

 

[midnightcaller]

Those neon lights on either side

 

[rodga]

^ Good old Jalopnik....agree with pretty much all mentioned. The "bullet holes" must be an American thing; never see it locally.

IMO worse is headlight eyelashes &....

fake performance badges like below...

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Lol I thought that pic looked familiar

 

[heatseeker]

Those tiny blue lights.

 

[akescpt]

that stupidly bright headlights that the old cars have now.

 

[Bursty-dude]

that stupidly bright headlights that the old cars have now.

Ah, the idiots who put HID headlight kits in older cars.

 

[ice_cubes]

Those neon lights on either side

and underneath the car *hides*

 

[ice_cubes]

Those Spinner Hub Caps

oh man! u just reminded me of some dude hitting on me...spinning hub caps, gold tooth, carvela shoes! /traumatised for days!

 

[konfab]

"Don’t put “eyelashes” on your car. Your car is not anthropomorphic. It doesn’t need facial expressions and it doesn’t have eyes."

I do disagree with that, our brains are biased to look for faces in objects. Car designers use this to make a car look more cute.
Case in point, to make Google's self driving car look less like a Skynet killing machine, they gave it a cute koala face.

 

[RazedInBlack]

and underneath the car *hides*

Isn't that where one would put a tracking unit? . . . just asking . . .

 

[Stillie]

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^^^ looks legit!!! surprised its not the AMG model!

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

oh man! u just reminded me of some dude hitting on me...spinning hub caps, gold tooth, carvela shoes! /traumatised for days!

That's your own fault for venturing into Chatsworth...

 

[Ancalagon]

Why do spoilers not make the list?

 

[ice_cubes]

That's your own fault for venturing into Chatsworth...

bwahahahah!