The Wife Appreciation Thread.

bokdrol said:
This thread.....:D
Superalkie, this is the last place to come for romantic advice, lol!
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pffft, we ooze romance. only yesterday I took my wife out................................. and then locked the door.
 
Apparently WIFE stands for Washing, Ironing, Food, Everything else ...

I always thought it stood for With Idiot For Ever

:D
 
D3nz said:
Apparently WIFE stands for Washing, Ironing, Food, Everything else ...

I always thought it stood for With Idiot For Ever

:D
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nope, you got the F and the E wrong, the E is for etc. and you can figure the F out :whistle:
 
OMB said:
nope, you got the F and the E wrong, the E is for etc. and you can figure the F out :whistle:
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I'll concede the E...ok, maybe the F too. I had food on my mind and seeing as it's my second favourite F word, it just slipped out ;) :p
 
D3nz said:
I'll concede the E...ok, maybe the F too. I had food on my mind and seeing as it's my second favourite F word, it just slipped out ;) :p
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so what's your first favourite F word? :twisted:

/waits for deflecting response
 
Ninja'd said:
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Lmao
 
Surprise her by leaving early from work and cooking something amazing, including a delectable dessert. Get some massage oils/wax and some bubbly and ask her to lie back while you pamper her with a massage in bed. Make sure you protect the bed with some towels. Run a lovely scented bath. You know the rest.
 
jingaling said:
Surprise her by leaving early from work and cooking something amazing, including a delectable dessert. Get some massage oils/wax and some bubbly and ask her to lie back while you pamper her with a massage in bed. Make sure you protect the bed with some towels. Run a lovely scented bath. You know the rest.
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That's is beautiful but I can't cook for toffee.
Not surprised that you mentioned massage. The wife loves to have her lower back rubbed.
The female back is the the new erog enous zone.
 
If I were going to be treated, I would want:

  • Voucher for a day spa with two or three treatments, including lunch.
  • A scuba trip we can take together (3 night, 5 dive type package) somewhere local in driving distance.
  • Trip to romantic game farm / mountains.


Take a look at Groupon. You may find a really good deal.
 
SULACO said:
That's is beautiful but I can't cook for toffee.
Not surprised that you mentioned massage. The wife loves to have her lower back rubbed.
The female back is the the new erog enous zone.
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Somehow I pictured the cooking scene from the movie "Always" where Holly Hunter fakes cooking a meal, and Richard Dreyfuss' comment, "She can't cook toast."

Your wife is very lucky. I have to beg and plead to get one from hubby. :D
 
Massage,Manicure at a beauty spa. Pick her up and take her out for a nice dinner/lunch.
 
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