Things that irritate you - Part 4

[Lupus]

My theory is that your body produces a certain amount of hair cells every day.

As male pattern baldness sets in, fewer of these hair cells are required to grow your luscious locks.

However, they have to go somewhere...
Ears, nose and eyebrows are the closest available options ....

I've got lushcious locks still and nostril hairs

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Damagers thinking they are software developers because now they are ai-empowered

 

[EMAM]

I guess if you do most of your thinking with your lower head, it makes sense....?

Well 99% of men do!!!

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Well 99% of men do!!!

Don't worry the politically correct oddesy / troy is on its way here he/him thinks with his L'Oréal paris head instead.

 

[PhireSide]

Kinda makes sense, I've seen guys with a bit of chin stubble spawn massive bears when the went bald.

So there is hope for me.

Might be time to shave the ol melon then

 

[Herr der Verboten]

So there is hope for me.

[×] doubt

 

[Herr der Verboten]

…the thing if you don't have the beard you don't have it. Same with long hair being just that.

 

[purrr]

My theory is that your body produces a certain amount of hair cells every day.

As male pattern baldness sets in, fewer of these hair cells are required to grow your luscious locks.

However, they have to go somewhere...
Ears, nose and eyebrows are the closest available options ....

Nah, no receding hairline and hairier than when younger on my torso and back. Used to be pretty much smooth or those little baby hairs.

 

[sandwitch]

Government websites and programs. I feel like they are designed as if I were their designer and I'd had a fight with my boss, was resigning in 36 hours and fully engaged with burning all bridges, and I'd developed them as comprehensively maliciously compliant as possible.

 

[My_King]

Got no sleep.

I have a migraine now 24/7.

Right eye moerse red from the pressure I guess.

Then work in 20 mins.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Got no sleep.

I have a migraine now 24/7.

Right eye moerse red from the pressure I guess.

Then work in 20 mins.

Welcome to adulthood?

 

[Sinbad]

Got no sleep.

I have a migraine now 24/7.

Right eye moerse red from the pressure I guess.

Then work in 20 mins.

To the doctor with you

 

[Herr der Verboten]

To the doctor with you

This is his second time - did he go there previously a few weeks back?

 

[Binary_Bark]

To the doctor with you

Doctor, doctor? Don't come with your Western tendencies.
Take a big swig of the muti, and all will be fine.

 

[thestaggy]

Got no sleep.

I have a migraine now 24/7.

Right eye moerse red from the pressure I guess.

Then work in 20 mins.

This is his second time - did he go there previously a few weeks back?

Brother, please go to the doc. Pronto.

My partner's mom was suffering with the same. Now she is going for eye surgery to treat glaucoma.

 

[SHL]

Is that why I have to trim my pubes more than normal at 50 years old. Seems to just going wild down there

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[sandwitch]

Emfuleni Municipality. None of their phone numbers or email addresses work. It's on maps so it supposedly exists.

 

[duckgray]

Drivers who serve into oncoming traffic to try and avoid a sprinkler spraying into their lane

 

[Lupus]

Drivers who serve into oncoming traffic to try and avoid a sprinkler spraying into their lane

Not in JHB I take it? Cause that's something we don't care about, but the broken railing in the street, the potholes, the uber driver who thinks stopping and putting on fourway flashers indicates right of way... Sigh

 

[HermeticAnarchist]

Lemmings that can see the cliff but keep running towards it, dragging everyone else with them.