Since you have such logical, well reasoned arguments, backed up by tons of data, proving how the current understanding of evolution is completely wrong, and since you understand the true scientific method so well, why not publish an article in a respected journal outlining your alternate hypotheses, listing the evidence for them, and have your work peer-reviewed? Since the evidence is obviously in your favour, it will of course stand up to the rigorous scrutiny of pretty much every expert in the field and completely revolutionise the way biology, anthropology, medicine, biochemistry, botany and one or two other sciences are done and earn you at least one Nobel prize.