Mortymoose
Honorary Master
So for the last few summers, The Moose would hang four of these gadgets at the four corners of the MooseMansion estate.
He was always mightly proud of himself to see how those stupid bastards got themselves trapped ..... "Silly Idiots!", he thought to himself,
As the summer progressed the traps became full, the rotting stench of decomposing flies would permeate those forgotten corners of the estate.....
To the Moose, there seemed to be less flies around the braai, but was he fooling himself....?
Many of the Moose's drunken mates would go on to tell him, that even though he had captured 10 034 flies in a month (Yes! one drunken night we thought it would be fun to count them!") , he was only compounding the problem by in fact attracting more flies to partake in his drunken cullinary antics.
Do you think they have a point? Should I not put up the traps this year?

He was always mightly proud of himself to see how those stupid bastards got themselves trapped ..... "Silly Idiots!", he thought to himself,
As the summer progressed the traps became full, the rotting stench of decomposing flies would permeate those forgotten corners of the estate.....
To the Moose, there seemed to be less flies around the braai, but was he fooling himself....?
Many of the Moose's drunken mates would go on to tell him, that even though he had captured 10 034 flies in a month (Yes! one drunken night we thought it would be fun to count them!") , he was only compounding the problem by in fact attracting more flies to partake in his drunken cullinary antics.
Do you think they have a point? Should I not put up the traps this year?

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