Toaster Anti-LifeHack?

Compton_effect

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If you want to make cheese on toast and meet your local fire brigade - just use a toaster turned on its side.

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Dough! London Fire Brigade have issued an urgent warning after their Croydon station were called out to a fire caused by someone lying their toaster on its side to make cheese on toast. Crew Manager Nick Morley, from the Norbury station, said: 'I never thought I'd have to give this advice as it's painfully obvious, but if you want cheese on toast use a grill not a toaster'

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You must be an unutterable idiot to cause a fire doing something like that....
 
Wouldnt the toast just fly off the counter and on the floor?
 
Wouldnt the toast just fly off the counter and on the floor?

This is why you put the plate in a strategic location.. you get simple grilled cheese on toast, and its served onto the plate automagically.
 
Then we have ourselves our first anti-gravity machine. Terms and conditions apply*







*only works in a toaster...
 
Wow, I tried sticking a knife into a toaster once when I was like 7... After the Earth Leakage tripped, I had clear sinuses for a week and even to this day I'm a bit worried going near toasters.
 
Got mine from Spar...

http://www.fastmoving.co.za/fmcg-su...ro-388/kwik-n-tasty-toasted-sandwich-bag-6658

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Got mine from Checkers a few months back.
The same Kwik & Tasty by Carbro.
I put everything in there, its great!
 
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