Toilet terror as python bites man's penis while he sits on the loo

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/toilet-terror-python-bites-mans-8044766

A man was caught in a blood-soaked battle with a massive snake after it slithered up sewer pipes and bit onto his penis as he sat going to the toilet.

Atthaporn Boonmakchuay was squatting over the toilet at his Thailand home this morning when he suddenly felt a sharp bite to the tip of his penis.

He immediately grabbed down below with his hand and was horrified to discover he had caught hold of the head of a huge snake that had clamped its jaws around his privates.

The 38-year-old immediately screamed for his wife and began fighting the serpent - which refused to let go of his member.

The pair were thrashing around the tiny toilet - leaving blood splattered across the floors and walls but just as he feared he could lose his penis, Atthaporn hatched an ingenious plan to remove the snake with seconds to spare.

He called out for a rope and just before passing out managed to grab the four-metre serpent’s head and tie it to the bathroom door.

Not even safe to take a Kaa Kaa anymore

 

[NarrowBandFtw]

A man was caught in a blood-soaked battle with a massive snake

Remove "blood-soaked" from that sentence and it is just a normal trip to the loo for me every time

 

[CamiKaze]

Remove "blood-soaked" from that sentence and it is just a normal trip to the loo for me every time

A man was caught in a battle with a massive snake after it slithered up sewer pipes and bit onto his penis as he sat going to the toilet.

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Remove "blood-soaked" from that sentence and it is just a normal trip to the loo for me every time

You always go to the toilet with your husband?

 

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[TheJman]

Thanks... thanks a lot for sharing this... *holds onto the goodies to protect them*

 

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Thanks... thanks a lot for sharing this... *holds onto the goodies to protect them*

Even before this, I always double checked.

 

[Dan C]

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That thing is huge :wtf:

 

[TheJman]

That thing is huge :wtf:

That's what she said..

/lets myself out

 

[konfab]

That thing is huge :wtf:

I get that reaction all the time

 

[3WA]

Clash of the pythons.

 

[NarrowBandFtw]

A man was caught in a battle with a massive snake after it slithered up sewer pipes and bit onto his penis as he sat going to the toilet.

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You always go to the toilet with your husband?

Everyone's a damn comedian it seems!

 

[konfab]

This is what happens when you don't follow PEP 8

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

So did he end up taking a crap in the end?

 

[Nemus]

So did he end up taking a crap in the end?

Probably during the struggle.. i would. And not intentionally

 

[risami]

Did he dieded?

 

[spiff]

crap now I just had a flash back to army days and the "long drop pits" we had on the border - you didn't dare go crap at night!!!!

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

crap now I just had a flash back to army days and the "long drop pits" we had on the border - you didn't dare go crap at night!!!!

Was there a penis waiting in the dark as you sat down?

 

[masontdk]

I wonder what he was busy with while doing his business...

Atthaporn