DragonLogos
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I remember reading a while back something called the New Translation dictionary... had such gems as
Pessimist - like Optimist but better informed
Peaceful co-existence - Time spent preparing for next war
So I got to thinking how about a SA Communications top ten.... such as
1. Telkom reduces prices - A magical carpet ride brought to your by the Telkom SS&M department (Spin Smoke and Mirrors) Expect to pay more
2. Imminent - Very soon, unless there is a space / time distortion, caused by an anomaly or wormhole, maybe even both. In which case it could be anytime from now or until hell freezes over.... or that it is discovered that there is no hell and it's all just a silly dream - Often used / said - in the hope that people will go away, or eventually give up and go home
3. The Customer is always right - The customer has no rights
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Pessimist - like Optimist but better informed
Peaceful co-existence - Time spent preparing for next war
So I got to thinking how about a SA Communications top ten.... such as
1. Telkom reduces prices - A magical carpet ride brought to your by the Telkom SS&M department (Spin Smoke and Mirrors) Expect to pay more
2. Imminent - Very soon, unless there is a space / time distortion, caused by an anomaly or wormhole, maybe even both. In which case it could be anytime from now or until hell freezes over.... or that it is discovered that there is no hell and it's all just a silly dream - Often used / said - in the hope that people will go away, or eventually give up and go home
3. The Customer is always right - The customer has no rights
Feel free to join in
