Train stops railway sex

"During the day they are nowhere to be seen in town, they operate mainly at night and on the outskirts of town, where they are not known," she said
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Oh really? Duh
 
Rastus and LuluBelle are having sex on the the railway tracks. The driver of an oncoming train sees them, blows his horn and shouts at them "Rastus, LuluBelle - get off the tracks". Rastus and LuluBelle carry on with their love making seemingly oblivious to the imminent danger. The driver of the the train repeatedly blows his horn and shouts at the two to get off the tracks. Still, no response. Finally the train driver manages to bring the train to a standstill just inches from the copulating pair. He jumps out of the train and says to Rastus, "What's wrong with you Rastus - you heard me a hooting 'n a hollering and you just carried on". Rastus replied, "well I figured it this way Mr. train driver - you was coming and I was coming but you were the only one who had brakes".
 
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