Trying anal for first time

grantza said:
oh dear
2/10

the biggest country in terms of geographical size is no indication of broadband penetration comrade

doh !!



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given the above, interesting that your precious motherland is top of the list in terms of searching for anal sex videos
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You can't seem to answer without some sexual reference can you? Is backdoor your kind of thing.
 
Pooping is such a great feeling. I loved being able to experience the feeling of releasing a dump whenever I please.

I started out with beads to simulate the release of my turds. Then I graduated to dildos, then larger dildos (like these beautiful ladies) Eventully I was ****ting out my fist a couple times a day.

There came a point where my toys weren't doing it for me anymore. I needed bigger turds. So I started with 2 liters and half gallons of Orange Juice. That kept me satisfied for a few weeks but it still wasn't enough.

I tried wood, PVC pipe & my sister's chihuahua but the good feelings didn't last long anymore.

Things finally hit the fan when I was driving home when I saw a muffler exhaust on the side of the interstate. I knew this was it. If this didn't satisfy me; nothing would.

Just the thought of ****ting out a muffler got my cock so hard. Have you ever jerked off while ****ting? My ******* and cock was pulsing just imagining it. Holy ****, i couldn't wait, seriously.

I grabbed the muffler and threw it into my bed of my pickup truck, I laid down so the cars couldn't see me and started to insert the muffler in my anus. Yes! This was going to be the feeling I was looking for, I just knew it. I was ready to **** out my muffler but there was a problem...
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http://np.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/383lx9/nononono_wait_yes/crs3j0b
 
T-4 hours for OP!

I'm working under the assumption they are skipping dinner...
 
My 2c - my trying anal for the first time was pretty damn awesome.
 
copacetic said:
I thought this was normal gay behaviour though? :confused:
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I saw one thread on there where a guy who had a long dick had it cut down since he's a bottom. He reasoned he wasn't gonna use it for pleasure anyway so he had it hacked at like it was a poorly disguised wolf.
 
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