Trying anal for first time

[heartbroken]

Wow, that seems like a bit much. Just make sure you don't slide off the bed with all that.

 

[Akasha]

The orange stuff smells delicious. and tastes. My room often smells like that... because it smells pretty, no other reason. /nod

 

[heartbroken]

The orange stuff smells delicious. and tastes. My room often smells like that... because it smells pretty, no other reason. /nod

Wink wink nudge nudge

 

[Ninja'd]

Jeezus ex mrs a. Are you planning on taking on a soccer team?

She was gonna take Bafana Bafana but they never score anyway.

 

[EMAM]

We said 'some' lube... Now you'll need a plastic sheet as well!!

I'm prepared........
Poor fella doesn't know what he's in for.....it's been a while for me.....lots of catching up to do

 

[satanboy]

edit:
Oops, thought this was the Dexter thread.

 

[CPTBoy]

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edit:
Oops, thought this was the Dexter thread.

Thread win!

 

[Akasha]

I'm prepared........
Poor fella doesn't know what he's in for.....it's been a while for me.....lots of catching up to do

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[Akasha]

Damn, people interrupting my posting time

 

[heartbroken]

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Making a new hole doesn't count as anal though.

 

[EMAM]

I'm glad I'm not part of the housekeeping staff next Monday!

 

[TofuMofu]

I'm ready!

LOL!

The small ones are better...just feels better somehow. Talking about the lube, not the nobs

 

[heartbroken]

LOL!

The small ones are better...just feels better somehow. Talking about the lube, not the nobs

It's the motion of the ocean not the size of the boat.

 

[Akasha]

It's the motion of the ocean not the size of the boat.

As long as you believe that

 

[Swa]

Sigh, Swa.

You are just plain wrong about the term "abuse". And you are also plain wrong about what an ad hominem argument is. In both cases your attempt to confine these terms to your own narrow application is arbitrary and manifestly at odds with entire corpus of human literature. You can verify this for yourself if and when you get round to consulting a dictionary.

Ok, you must be right and I must be wrong.

I'm not gonna argue it out any further in public - our poor fellow forumites shouldn't have to put up with this silliness.

I agree.

 

[Swa]

Hang on now boys.....(Ockie/Method)

The OP is obviously straight....so we are talking boy/girl anal here.

I tell you what, I will accept the challenge this weekend and I will report back next week

No no... they want a report from the one giving. I won't mind a detailed account from the one receiving though.

Found it under the couch?

Is that a new slang word now?

And you are willing to dive in?

No no no... let someone dive in.

been there tried it. was not for me. I have been the one who dished out, and its very meh, and I have had my male g spot stimulated by a well lubed, and experienced girl while getting a BJ, honestly i did not enjoy it. there was no pain, but again it was just not for me. nothing wrong with it and I wont judge people who do enjoy it.
Some women like clitoral orgasms, some women like penetrative orgasms, some need both. I believe some guys are the same.

I really hope not. :wtf:

We said 'some' lube... Now you'll need a plastic sheet as well!!

To be fair some did say LOTS of lube.

 

[crackersa]

OP deserves a MyBB hoodie for this thread

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

OP deserves a MyBB hoodie for this thread

OP deserves anal for this thread ......

 

[Swa]

OP deserves anal for this thread ......

Giving or receiving?

 

[maumau]

Mrs A deserves the hoodie