Turn-offs

Can't stand 'em.

Icky things. My lady friend thinks they are the sexiest thing ever - She just doesn't seem to believe that I prefer looking at the soles of her feet...
 
I think for me it has got to be smoking and drinking like mad.

It great seeing a really nice lady, the moment she puts a cigar between her lips, or downs booze like crazy its just a turn off for me.
 
Immediate turn offs:
Smoking
Pierced like a Christmas tree
Drunkard
Make up (if it's noticeable then it's too much)
Too fat
Too thin
Curly hair
Bad breath
Bad teeth
Chewing gum
Lack of dress sense
Kissing hammers while half nude

Call me shallow, we're all wired differently

Long term notices:
Clingy or overly dependant
Loud
Disorganised or always late (especially late at end of the month) :p
Jealous
Too flirty with other guys/girls
Messy

Draft spec 1.0

But...but...c'mon, kissing hammers is the latest thing, especially if you can waggle your tongue at the same time.
 
Is smoking really that big of a turn off for you guys?

you telling me if a mad hot woman is interested in you and she smokes you will turn her down ?
 
Is smoking really that big of a turn off for you guys?

you telling me if a mad hot woman is interested in you and she smokes you will turn her down ?

Yes.

Smoking,
Thinking your looks warrant you special treatment/makes you better than others,
Lack of sympathy for people less fortunate,
Excessive drinking and swearing,
Inferiority complex or god complex,
Not looking after her self - I don't expect you to look like a bikini model but body hair (like un-groomed) or bad odour :sick:
 
Is smoking really that big of a turn off for you guys?

you telling me if a mad hot woman is interested in you and she smokes you will turn her down ?

ha give her a few years of smoking and see what she looks like then...
Besides smokers stink.
And half the time smoking controls everything they do - always need to go outside for a smoke, always money for cigarettes but not for groceries, already can't drive then still try and smoke while driving, make everyone around them smell like smoke, make all the washing smell like smoke from their stinky clothes.....
 
Used to have all sort of rules for dating but that has changed and no its not because the dating pool is shrinking. Its because of this sexy, shallow, drinking, smoking, dumb , body pierced, spoilt drama queen i once went out with. Man that was one of the best times of my life. And no that wasn't my first time or first girlfriend but first experience of a new world. Had a little dispute, never talked to each other and that was it. I hope to get a refresher course like this before marriage so that i can tolerate .. well anything

See it depends, for short term dating/acquaintances you can pretty much ignore a lot of things as you know it's not going anywhere and purely fun. I don't think i have a turn off list for that because well.. i dunno, just interesting meeting new people i guess.
 
Depends on what she looks like to be honest ... I'll put up with more if *she's pleasing on the eye

* or I feel more for her
 
Smoking + having a fat ass. But like Dolby says, if she is super hot, things become more acceptable, bad habit that is, not the fat ass ;)
 
Yes.

Smoking,
Thinking your looks warrant you special treatment/makes you better than others,
Lack of sympathy for people less fortunate,
Excessive drinking and swearing,
Inferiority complex or god complex,
Not looking after her self - I don't expect you to look like a bikini model but body hair (like un-groomed) or bad odour :sick:

Absolutely, excessive swearing is a huge turn off, so is drinking too much.

I consider a healthy lifestyle, smart choices and a skinny bad ass figure huge turn ons :)
 
When they stretch their limbs like toffee and bend their backs backwards to reveal their ethereal hovercraftian horror forms.
 
Talking too much.

It's cos they have to repeat every thing they say. You know like, "Honey, did you remember to fix that leaky tap?"

Few minutes later hubby takes his eyes off the tv, "Did you say something, babe?"

"Yes, did you remember to fix the tap?"

See:p That's why women talk so much.
 
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