Twitter speculation on Malema's job prospects

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This could be fun!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately I do not think he would qualify as a woodwork teacher.
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Durban - Some in the political hierarchy may be quietly rubbing their hands in glee at the prospect of an ANC without its former youth league leader Julius Malema to rock the boat, while others are speculating on his future.

That speculation has hit the social networks and on Twitter, the debate has been tweeting furiously on the subject of "#JobsForJuju".

One tweeter who calls himself Julius Malema, contributed to the debate saying that he could sell Tupperware or become a rep for a beauty products company.

There were a number of tweeters who suggest Juju could take a place in the Orlando Pirates soccer team. Exactly who he was expected to replace in the side was not revealed.

Ogaufi Ikaneng suggested that "we cud parachute him into the presidency of Botswana".

Another suggested that he could "sell matric certificate with woodwork " while Eugenia Masindi reckoned he would make a great marshal at a taxi rank.

Virgin Active gyms were brought into the debate with a suggestion he could become "the face of Virgin Active encouraging a healthy lifestyle in dealing with racist gym members".

And lastly there was the tweeter who wanted to save on Scooters Pizza fuel costs suggesting Julius could ride a donkey to deliver pizzas.

- SAPA
 
He should definitely avoid carpentry. Maybe one of those guys who hang out of taxi windows. He's loud enough.
 
He can come mow my lawn when the gardener goes to zim to visit his family.

Pays well 150 bucks plus a pie and a coke or monster, his choice on the drink :D.
 
Well definitely not building bridges for roads or relationship - they all crumble!
 
He should open a farmhouse stall, selling lot of oinky pork products he farms on his nationalized land, and plenty of cakes which he can sample all day long, to his heart's content.
 
He can go work for the National Maritime Safety Authority (NMSA) by swimming in the sea and monitoring strong, off-shore currents.
 
in reality, I think he should start an investment firm. If the guy could afford a R12 mil home on a R 20k salary, I'd say best investor ever.
 
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