Unfortunate Names

[Akasha]

Was working as a receptionist and registering people's names as they go in. A few times there were people with the same name and surname with like one letter different. I remember Tshavalala Tshabalala.

My cousing wanted to name her daughter Storm. Which is nice. Unless your suname is Waters...

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

Was working as a receptionist and registering people's names as they go in. A few times there were people with the same name and surname with like one letter different. I remember Tshavalala Tshabalala.

My cousing wanted to name her daughter Storm. Which is nice. Unless your suname is Waters...

Tshavalala Tshabalala thatsonehulava name to remember

 

[Kloofvreter]

Two Rand tsabalala or welcome maimane

Or kids called brake and clutch!

But the funniest by a long way,

First name: matric
Surname: exemption

It says Matric Examsion.

And I think most of these are hoaxes

 

[Rocket-Boy]

There a dude at Sheffield Uni .... Richard Savage .... he prefers to be called Dick Savage - unfortunate.

There is a guy in EL named Richard Holder, he also prefers the same first name.
I wish I could make that up but its 100% true.

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

It says Matric Examsion.

And I think most of these are hoaxes

But it says THIS in his ID book .... his name is Oral S. Khumalo ...

 

[boxerulez]

We had a girl in school,

Last name:

Von Maltitz

 

[Lord Farquart]

Seems there are multiple Garth Field profiles on LinkedIn. One of them I know, and you are not allowed to say his name too fast.

 

[Blue Shirt]

 

[Stokstert]

But it says THIS in his ID book .... his name is Oral S. Khumalo ...

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Why is the font for his forename smaller than the rest of the ID book ....... Photoshop maybe?

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

Why is the font for his forename smaller than the rest of the ID book ....... Photoshop maybe?

Maybe .....

 

[Stokstert]

Max Hardon .... Pharmacist of PnP Fearie Glen.

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

Max Hardon .... Pharmacist of PnP Fearie Glen.

Viagra salesman - good one.

 

[Mila]

Peculiar.

I do not even want to know why.

 

[Sinbad]

I worked with a gentleman by the name of Dick Peeling.

 

[Nerfherder]

Not sure if mentioned aready: DICK POUND

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/may/05/olympic-games-russia-rio-dick-pound-wada-president

Head of WADA, the world anti doping agency

 

[Nerfherder]

Oooooh eina

Must know this guy, Randy ..... de Kok.

Sakki De Kock is also on facebook.

 

[maumau]

Human and Pitt.

Funeral services in Somerset west.

 

[ezron]

Dr Bahlman. Urologist in george

 

[Ninja'd]

Last night on etv there was a guy named Waal De Waal talking about helicopters or something.

Reminded me of Scot Scott and Patrick Kilpatrick.

 

[longboy]

My niece is named after a wine. How stereotypical

On the other hand I've seen badass local names like Swastika Juggernaut and Motherland Zulu.

Swastika Jaggernath is my cousin.