Urgent advice needed: I have an itch

[Herr der Verboten]

Hi all,

I currently have an itch and would like advice on how to proceed in a safe and controlled manner.

I am aware that scratching is the traditional response, but I do not want to act without first understanding the risks, correct technique, and any possible long-term consequences.

• Has anyone dealt with this before?
• What worked for you?
• Are there beginner-friendly scratching methods?

Thanks. I would prefer solutions that do not require special tools or professional certification.

 

[WoodWhisperer]

 

[w1z4rd]

 

[Cray]

 

[FiestaST]

Thread 'Do you shave your balls?'

Jun 22, 2017

No not a troll question. Always good to hear people's views on how they keep their goods in check.

I'm simple & use just one item:

Slow & steady. Works like a charm

• FiestaST
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• Forum: Health, Wealth, Travel, Leisure, and Relationships

 

[satanboy]

I have an itch​

 

[w1z4rd]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2042686553206456593

 

[B@rrels]

Don't scratch it,back it for a place...

 

[gregmcc]

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Thread 'Do you shave your balls?'

Jun 22, 2017

No not a troll question. Always good to hear people's views on how they keep their goods in check.

I'm simple & use just one item:

Slow & steady. Works like a charm

• FiestaST
• Replies: 324
• Forum: Health, Wealth, Travel, Leisure, and Relationships

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dont think shaving solves itches. does it work for you?

 

[Herr der Verboten]

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hang on do I need a gf/bff for this operation? and which hand?

 

[Foxhound5366]

Thank goodness. My thread can't be the Friday thread, because this is it @Neuk_

 

[rh1]

1 millisecond of this:



if it works, let us know!

 

[Herr der Verboten]

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seems to be the only vegan / organic safe option - but where would I find a bear and a tree?

 

[Smiggles]

dont think shaving solves itches. does it work for you?

Does for me. Sweat makes you itch and when you're hairy you sweat even more. Used some anti itching powder but then got the Philips body groomer and eventually the Oneblade and never looked back.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Does for me. Sweat makes you itch and when you're hairy you sweat even more. Used some anti itching powder but then got the Philips body groomer and eventually the Oneblade and never looked back.

is this you

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

an itch you say? have you raised it as a point of order, had 100 commissions of inquiries and taken the itch to Dubai to get healed?
all at tax payer expense, and if questioned about it, blamed apartheid and White people?

 

[rustypup]

As a fully qualified homeopath, my professional advice:

Soak in H2SO4

 

[Herr der Verboten]

As a fully qualified homeopath, my professional advice:

Soak in H2SO4

2x Heterosexual and 4x Significant Others?

do I juice them first?

 

[saor]