Uses for honey

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I was handed ~1kg of honey via a friend who has beehives.

I barely use honey...perhaps to sweeten the occasional tea...but thats it.

So ideas / recipes that call for honey?

Also, how long can one store honey realistically? I know theoretically it can be stored indefinitely due to anti-bacterial properties, but realistically?
 
Can be stored for ages. Use it in coffee too, smoothies, breakfast cereal, honey coated bacon, French toast, honey coated bacon on French toast, waffles.
 
Homemade toasted muesli. Seriously - you'll never want to eat anything else. It's really just oats, nuts, raisins, a bit of oil stirred together with the honey and roasted in the oven on a flat pan for about 10 - 20 minutes giving the occasional stir.
 
nectar of the gods !

Can use it during sex too. By the time you have finished licking it off the partner they should be in orbit :D
 
Cereal or sex...got it. :D

Can be stored for ages. Use it in coffee too, smoothies, breakfast cereal, honey coated bacon, French toast, honey coated bacon on French toast, waffles.
Repeated for emphasis? ;)

I like the smoothie idea...will have to acquire one of those machines.
 
Into the oven:
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Lunch is served:
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Took all of 20 minutes to make and hey I used up some honey! Oh yeah - raisins tend to burn pretty quick in the oven but I kinda like the taste of burnt raisins.
 
Honey + cherry medlemon when you a bit sick. makes it taste better, and is healthy for your cough
 
On toast.
Cuts & wounds if you have nothing else available.
Mix wit water & lemon juice as a gargle for scratch throat
on ribs etc as glazing/marinade (needto add other stuff)
eat it with a spoon :D
goes well with peanutbutter
 
hmm...marinade. That could work well. Thanks

Took all of 20 minutes to make and hey I used up some honey! Oh yeah - raisins tend to burn pretty quick in the oven but I kinda like the taste of burnt raisins.
That actually looks really nice.
 
Catch a criminal accused of murder/rape. Rub honey on him/her. Unleash fire ants after tying him her to a pole.
 
As pooky says, make mead!

Recipe Type: All Grain
Yeast: Bread yeast
Yeast Starter: nope
Batch Size (Gallons): 1
Original Gravity: 1.100????
Final Gravity: 1.030?????
Boiling Time (Minutes): 1
Primary Fermentation (# of Days & Temp): 2 months

Ancient Orange Mead (by Joe Mattioli)
1 gallon batch

3 1/2 lbs Clover or your choice honey or blend (will finish sweet)
1 Large orange (later cut in eights or smaller rind and all)
1 small handful of raisins (25 if you count but more or less ok)
1 stick of cinnamon
1 whole clove ( or 2 if you like - these are potent critters)
optional (a pinch of nutmeg and allspice )( very small )
1 teaspoon of Fleishmann’s bread yeast ( now don't get holy on me--- after all this is an ancient mead and that's all we had back then)
Balance water to one gallon

Process:
Use a clean 1 gallon carboy
Dissolve honey in some warm water and put in carboy
Wash orange well to remove any pesticides and slice in eights --add orange (you can push em through opening big boy -- rinds included -- its ok for this mead -- take my word for it -- ignore the experts)

Put in raisins, clove, cinnamon stick, any optional ingredients and fill to 3 inches from the top with cold water. ( need room for some foam -- you can top off with more water after the first few day frenzy)

Shake the heck out of the jug with top on, of course. This is your sophisticated aeration process.

When at room temperature in your kitchen, put in 1 teaspoon of bread yeast. ( No you don't have to rehydrate it first-- the ancients didn't even have that word in their vocabulary-- just put it in and give it a gentle swirl or not)(The yeast can fight for their own territory)

Install water airlock. Put in dark place. It will start working immediately or in an hour. (Don't use grandma's bread yeast she bought years before she passed away in the 90's)( Wait 3 hours before you panic or call me) After major foaming stops in a few days add some water and then keep your hands off of it. (Don't shake it! Don't mess with them yeastees! Let them alone except its okay to open your cabinet to smell every once in a while.

Racking --- Don't you dare
additional feeding --- NO NO
More stirring or shaking -- Your not listening, don't touch

After 2 months and maybe a few days it will slow down to a stop and clear all by itself. (How about that) (You are not so important after all) Then you can put a hose in with a small cloth filter on the end into the clear part and siphon off the golden nectar. If you wait long enough even the oranges will sink to the bottom but I never waited that long. If it is clear it is ready. You don't need a cold basement. It does better in a kitchen in the dark. (Like in a cabinet) likes a little heat (70-80). If it didn't work out... you screwed up and didn't read my instructions (or used grandma's bread yeast she bought years before she passed away) . If it didn't work out then take up another hobby. Mead is not for you. It is too complicated.
If you were successful, which I am 99% certain you will be, then enjoy your mead. When you get ready to make different mead you will probably have to unlearn some of these practices I have taught you, but hey--- This recipe and procedure works with these ingredients so don't knock it. It was your first mead. It was my tenth. Sometimes, even the experts can forget all they know and make good ancient mead.
 
Damn I might just try the mead thing...the mere name reminds me of friar tuck from robin hood. :D

1 kg pure honey, locally sourced?
Yep might actually be closer to 1.5 kg - Family friend is the bee keeper. Sadly this marks his last bee keeping ops. :(
 
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