Using the wrong Toothbrush?

[Mortymoose]

Has it ever happened to you?

You busy brushing your enamels , wondering to yourself if the brand of toothpaste has changed or did your better half buy a new brush for you ........ only to discover that your are using your partner's toothbrush.....

Do you ......

1) Recoil in absolute disgust..... swearing never to mention this to anyone, including your partner.....

2) Smile at yourself, and think to yourself, "You Da Man/Woman!"

3) Tell your partner....... whilst hanging your head in shame....

4) Throw the brush in the bin and sneak off to the chemist to buy a new one...

5) Head to the liquor cabinet to wash your mouth out with whisky.....

6) Go the extra mile , go the full hog and brush your balls/vagina pubic hairs before putting the brush back with a wry smile on your face.

7) Think to yourself that the brush did'nt taste anything like your partners mouth....

8) Think it kinky and start to plan on integrating the toothbrush into your next sex trick with your partner...

/Moose feels that his Friday posting is now complete......

 

[Baxteen]

I have.
but I was half asleep at the time and could not figure out why the thing felt different.

I realised I used the wrong brush that night when I went to brush my teeth and my brush was not there, it was still in my bag from the trip I took the day before.

I definitely hung my head in shame...

 

[longboy]

What is this brushing you speak of? Teeth should be cleaned daily with whiskey.

 

[bwana]

You busy brushing your enamels , wondering to yourself if the brand of toothpaste has changed or did your better half buy a new brush for you ........ only to discover that your are using your partner's toothbrush.....

I recoil at the term "partner".

 

[longboy]

I recoil at the term "partner".

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[Former member 61586]

Stop. Rinse toothbrush. Carry on with my own toothbrush. No bid deal.

 

[Rickster]

I almost did but the smell of cigarettes on said toothbrush almost made me vomit.

 

[longboy]

I almost did but the smell of cigarettes on said toothbrush almost made me vomit.

That wasn't a toothbrush - it was a cigar.

 

[Ho3n3r]

We visited her parents once when I forgot mine. It didn't bother me at all to use my wife's, nor did it phase her.

I don't know why we can use the same soap, but not the same toothbrush anyway. It's just social acceptance.

And before you say it's different...

[video=youtube;32hFijyWkmw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32hFijyWkmw[/video]

 

[Jola]

What is this brushing you speak of? Teeth should be cleaned daily with whiskey.

Yip, much more effective, and you soon forget all about the issue.