Valentines day... That time again

[Jackal65]

remember kids valentine's day is only once a year and if that special someone say yes after so many attempts it means she/he/they/them said yes to someone else every year when you where rejected. So not only will you not be the first you are the winner of all the STD that was collected all those years before.

so double up on that rubber and be safe

 

[I.am.Sam]

remember kids valentine's day is only once a year and if that special someone say yes after so many attempts it means she/he/they/them said yes to someone else every year when you where rejected. So not only will you not be the first you are the winner of all the STD that was collected all those years before.

so double up on that rubber and be safe

who you ?

 

[UB40]

Tough choice, what would you choose @Jet-Fighter7700 ?

 

[dualmeister]

 

[dualmeister]

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

Tough choice, what would you choose @Jet-Fighter7700 ?

Tikka Masala, but its not about me, is it?
its about the lady who wants pork chops and a mixed grill with some Whiskey to wash it down with,

 

[FiestaST]

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[UB40]

Tikka Masala, but its not about me, is it?
its about the lady who wants pork chops and a mixed grill with some Whiskey to wash it down with,

Chicken Tikka Masala I totally agree. I **** you not I have just prepared a chicken masala this very second, it is in a Tupperware, with greek yoghurt (didnt have fresh cream art home) and all the spices, letting it chill in the fridge overnight, then cook it tomorrow seen as we should be in for cooler weather tomorrow night. Also got a nice red to pair with it. The wife is going to be so happy, it is rare she gets banged 2 nights in a row.

 

[RedViking]

Beautiful afternoon in the Midlands and

 

[I.am.Sam]

Chicken Tikka Masala I totally agree. I **** you not I have just prepared a chicken masala this very second, it is in a Tupperware, with greek yoghurt (didnt have fresh cream art home) and all the spices, letting it chill in the fridge overnight, then cook it tomorrow seen as we should be in for cooler weather tomorrow night. Also got a nice red to pair with it. The wife is going to be so happy, it is rare she gets banged 2 nights in a row.

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masala is red

where the furk is the red in there

 

[I.am.Sam]

Beautiful afternoon in the Midlands and


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did you bang ?

 

[UB40]

masala is red

where the furk is the red in there

The rest of the spices will be added when I am cooking. As an Indian yourself you should know by now you have certain spices in the beginning, spices you cook with and then you have your finishing spices.

 

[I.am.Sam]

The rest of the spices will be added when I am cooking. As an Indian yourself you should know by now you have certain spices in the beginning, spices you cook with and then you have your finishing spices.

like sex , your foreplay, your actual furking and then when you laying down after

 

[DapperDanMan]

How many of you experienced this scenario last night? Be honest!

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[DapperDanMan]

How many of you experienced this scenario last night? Be honest!

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[FiestaST]

How many of you experienced this scenario last night? Be honest!

1.4M views · 192K reactions | He was expecting a date with a really hot girl and he’s just not that… #skit #sketchcomedy #comedyvideos #snl #relatable #catfish #catfished #date #datenight #blinddate #thatsabadidea | that’s a bad idea

He was expecting a date with a really hot girl and he’s just not that… #skit #sketchcomedy #comedyvideos #snl #relatable #catfish #catfished #date #datenight #blinddate #thatsabadidea

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Where do you even find this schit

 

[purple face]

I was busy sorting out my garage, then about 2 hours ago, glanced at the date on my clock, I then came to the sudden realization that it's about to be valentines day.
Didn't buy or plan fokall for the missus.
So I've just DIY'd it;
Found a pack of red balloons, blew up about 40, wrote a short message or phrase on each, then put them in the shower. She'll shower first...
I then found a pack of post it notes, again wrote short messages or phrases on about 30. Stuck them to the mirror in the bathroom in the shape of a heart.

What was your wife's reaction?

 

[purple face]

Why is @DapperDanMan repeating the same post over and over?

 

[Fulcrum29]

How many of you experienced this scenario last night? Be honest!

1.4M views · 192K reactions | He was expecting a date with a really hot girl and he’s just not that… #skit #sketchcomedy #comedyvideos #snl #relatable #catfish #catfished #date #datenight #blinddate #thatsabadidea | that’s a bad idea

He was expecting a date with a really hot girl and he’s just not that… #skit #sketchcomedy #comedyvideos #snl #relatable #catfish #catfished #date #datenight #blinddate #thatsabadidea

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Ek smaak 'n katvis.

 

[6spdmanual]