Wanted: a midget to kick ex-lover

[Mineer]

Wanted: a midget to kick ex-lover

A Joburg man has taken to an online forum to request that a midget kick his ex-girlfriend. And he’s quite upset that he isn’t being taken seriously.

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I lol'ed a little

 

[Hemi300c]

They probably can't reach the keyboard hence no reply.

 

[Mbuzi]

 

[skimread]

She dumped him because he bought her a cookbook for her birthday. Now he complains he can't sell the book because he wrote her name in it.

He is getting what he deserves.

 

[TheMightyQuin]

The answer is here:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3119362304/tt1641247

 

[Species8472]

They probably can't reach the keyboard hence no reply.

That is what NetBooks are for...

 

[skimread]

Here is the ad.

Anyone know how gumtree make moneys if ads are free?

 

[RandomGRK]

The advert had been viewed over 2 600 times by Friday and Brett rejected suggestions that his ad was discriminatory toward people with dwarfism.

"Fukc if I care. They know they are midgets. I'm not being politically correct about this."

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha. Best quote I have ever read on News24

 

[USZA]

Off-topic

Willing to do anything for an income, coupled with that photo, is just too wide for interpretation.

 

[Kornhub]

Hmmm I am 1.73...do I count as a midget?

 

[porchrat]

“I clearly took it out because I want my ex-girlfriend to be kicked in the shins,” he said. “Midget revenge is the only form of revenge that works these days.”

ROFL

SO MUCH WIN!!

 

[Sapcat]

I once wanted to get 2 midgets for a buddies bachelors - one to sit on the others shoulder and give him oral satisfaction. Sadly, like Brett I also came up short.

 

[porchrat]

I once wanted to get 2 midgets for a buddies bachelors - one to sit on the others shoulder and give him oral satisfaction. Sadly, like Brett I also came up short.

Oh ho ho!

 

[The_Ogre]

LMAO!