Wanted: Jozi Friends

Nokkie said:
people just remember when meeting one person to bring along another friend or two just for security sake - if you end up alone with this person it could be hell on earth - Please don't flame me - this is just being street smart - Just a tip of the day.

PS welcome to Mybb.
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True, difficult to tazer more than one person. You might be able to slip them all roofies, but carrying multiple bodies around normally raise suspicions... :whistle:

So...who wanna go for a cuppa coffee? :D
 
rorz0r said:
Sarika, your main problem is that you are looking on the internet for girls. It doesn't work like that.
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It does depend on your intentions when looking for girls on the net :p
 
Hi Sharika,

I will send you a PM next time we go out somewhere you might like. Got a mixture of friends or sometimes its just me and my fiancee going out. We are based in West Rand and planning some trips to Centurion where there are some cool places for rock including live bands.

Cheers for now!
 
after reading "carrying multiple bodies around" You just have to wonder what is going inside that persons head??? :D
spiderz said:
True, difficult to tazer more than one person. You might be able to slip them all roofies, but carrying multiple bodies around normally raise suspicions... :whistle:

So...who wanna go for a cuppa coffee? :D
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Shame i think she got scared and ran away
 
On the plus side, at least you like JHB, unlike me.

I suggest looking on Gumtree, at their people / events section. I think you may be able to find activities that might be interesting / vaguely interesting and you could take part in them and hopefully meet a few like minded souls. Just be careful, and make sure it is a legit event, don't go hooking up with individuals, just events.

Sport (netball, yoga, tai chi, gym etc) and religion are also good places to meet people - but you kind of need a good opening for the latter IMHO, rocking up at church / temple on a Sunday surrounded by 1000 people is not a good way to meet people. A better way would be a religious studies class for adults etc.

Good luck, but if you find you don't have any, bring along a 4x4 (LR ess) and we can hook up - plenty of trails in and around Gauteng :) - don't know how I am gonna explain you to the wife though...
 
kds, LOL @ explaining to ur wife! Thanks for all the PMs i got... and (some) replies on here... I'm not trying to 'pick up chicks' though... Haha :P
 
I didn't realise people actually put out the friend equivalent of want ads on the Internet. I can only imagine the myriad of strange and disturbing PMs this poor woman has received. Please I beg you sar!ka not to lose faith in humanity as a whole just because 73 people sent you private messages in response to this asking if you'd like to shave their back hair while they jerk off the dog.

Seriously though good luck with this. I'm not a girl and I don't live in that filthy quarry on the highveld so I'm out but I'm sure there are plenty of folks on here chomping at the bit for some companionship :p
 
Oi, ease off our quarry! It probably still has more mineral resources than whichever quarry you live in :p
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
Oi, ease off our quarry! It probably still has more mineral resources than whichever quarry you live in :p
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LOL I live in Cape Town all we need is The Mountain™. I live in an environment filled with wine and lesbians... hot lesbians not the kind with buzzcuts wearing flannel that look like they could bring down a Redwood with their bare hands.
 
porchrat said:
LOL I live in Cape Town all we need is The Mountain™. I live in an environment filled with wine and lesbians... hot lesbians not the kind with buzzcuts wearing flannel that look like they could bring down a Redwood with their bare hands.
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Pics or it's a lie!
 
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