Warning: May be offensive

[Kloofvreter]

Maybe. Maybe not.

 

[porn$tar]

I think that it's OK to have a stripper at a bachelors, but the problem is that it sometimes goes too far - you don't really want to make an absolute fool (or worse) of the groom, after all it is supposed to be fun.

Problem is, some guys can't keep it in their pants. You can salivate over foreign titties and still be a complete gentleman.

 

[Picard]

I will only ever fondle. No touching mildly moist areas or any of that. I don't trust condoms one bit.