Wedding gift

Devill

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Hallo all.

I am flying down to Stellenbosch on wednesday afternoon for a good friends wedding.

I have no idea what to buy him and his new ball and chain for the big day.

Could you guys maybe give me a couple of suggestions?

$$$ Limit = R400

Thanks in advance :)
 
My missus has given me as a wedding gift . . . twice!
 
Give them the cash... That what I want people to do at my wedding in Jan!

I would normally but he is marrying a rich lady (the wedding is on daddy's wine estate) and he is making enough pounds ;) (He has his masters in Stats and maths and he is now being sponsored by his Boss to complete a actuarial degree through the Uni of Edinburg).

So I really doubt that R400 would have any lasting meaning in this instance :o

@home Gift Voucher.

They have a registry, but I want to buy them something else. Something a tad more personal.

My missus has given me as a wedding gift . . . twice!

haha photographer husbands do make ok gifts I suppose.
 
Hallo all.

I am flying down to Stellenbosch on wednesday afternoon for a good friends wedding.

I have no idea what to buy him and his new ball and chain for the big day.

Could you guys maybe give me a couple of suggestions?

$$$ Limit = R400

Thanks in advance :)

DONT JUDGE ME!!!!!!

But get a penis-clone kit from the sex store for them. That way he can clone his penis as a dildo for his wife...

WHAT??!!!

I SAID DONT JUDGE ME!!!!
 
Mmm had a look at that site and I did not really see anything I would like to buy them.

And no Acid Razor im not getting them a penis-clone kit :D
 
Hallo all.

I am flying down to Stellenbosch on wednesday afternoon for a good friends wedding.

I have no idea what to buy him and his new ball and chain for the big day.

Could you guys maybe give me a couple of suggestions?

$$$ Limit = R400

Thanks in advance :)

Do they not have a gift register?
 
Mmm had a look at that site and I did not really see anything I would like to buy them.

And no Acid Razor im not getting them a penis-clone kit :D

Why not? It's not like they have to open the wedding presents in front of everyone. I mean seriously. How many toasters will they ever need?

Your present will be unique and thought of for 60 years AT LEAST (depending on death)

*Remember that gift Devill got us, OMG amazing LOLZ*

They won't go

*Remember that toaster we got from uhhhh....uhhhhh... whats his name again?*
 
DONT JUDGE ME!!!!!!

But get a penis-clone kit from the sex store for them. That way he can clone his penis as a dildo for his wife...

WHAT??!!!

I SAID DONT JUDGE ME!!!!


LOL, serious, do they really sell that, woah! Awesome!!! I must get my wife that :-)
 
Do they not have a gift register?

I would normally but he is marrying a rich lady (the wedding is on daddy's wine estate) and he is making enough pounds ;) (He has his masters in Stats and maths and he is now being sponsored by his Boss to complete a actuarial degree through the Uni of Edinburg).

So I really doubt that R400 would have any lasting meaning in this instance :o

They have a registry, but I want to buy them something else. Something a tad more personal.

:D Mila....... :p

Why not? It's not like they have to open the wedding presents in front of everyone. I mean seriously. How many toasters will they ever need?

Your present will be unique and thought of for 60 years AT LEAST (depending on death)

*Remember that gift Devill got us, OMG amazing LOLZ*

They won't go

*Remember that toaster we got from uhhhh....uhhhhh... whats his name again?*

1) No one forgets me :p
2) The bride will not enjoy it. My friend will see the funny side, I highly doubt she will.
 
LOL, serious, do they really sell that, woah! Awesome!!! I must get my wife that :-)

Yes they do. A woman I know wanted me to make one for her... her suggestion. Never thought that **** existed before.

1) No one forgets me :p
2) The bride will not enjoy it. My friend will see the funny side, I highly doubt she will.

You'll be suprised. It's the prudish/rich/snobbish kind of chicks who are the most kinkiest. Plus it's not like its someone else's dick! It's her husbands. How more PERSONAL can you get? You wanted it to be personal.

What do you get someone who has everything... a unique thought-of gift.

Besides, everyone knows 43% of women have used vibrators. The other 57% buy them new.
 
Get something personal.
a gift basket for the honeymoon. (bottle of nachtmusic / cape velvet / amarula (or all 3), chocolates, cookies...)

:)
 
Get something personal.
a gift basket for the honeymoon. (bottle of nachtmusic / cape velvet / amarula (or all 3), chocolates, cookies...)

:)

I doubt he needs to get her drunk and stuffed full of chocolates to get her panties to drop, it's their honeymoon... I'm sure she'll put out
 
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