What is this beard nonsense?

Oppiekoffie said:
Load of k@k. Some people are looking for attention or something lately. Beards, tattoos. "I want to be different...and now you look like every other idiot" WTF To be honest, if you have a beard and its a religious requirement, by all means. Have it. If you're not of that religion, or you're not from ZZ-Top, or any other rock&roll band then you're an idiot.
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You're definitely getting a lump of coal.
 
CamiKaze said:
If something takes too much effort to maintain then it's quite retarded to have it around. :)
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I look at it differently...

Its a wonderful secret food stash... so you can get little nuggets of things and its a game to figure out what it is.
 
Oppiekoffie said:
Load of k@k. Some people are looking for attention or something lately. Beards, tattoos. "I want to be different...and now you look like every other idiot" WTF To be honest, if you have a beard and its a religious requirement, by all means. Have it. If you're not of that religion, or you're not from ZZ-Top, or any other rock&roll band then you're an idiot.
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What is your issue with tattoos? Also you sound like a typical khaki shorts and slops kinda guy. Just saying.
 
ToxicBunny said:
I look at it differently...

Its a wonderful secret food stash... so you can get little nuggets of things and its a game to figure out what it is.
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Eeeewwwwww........NEVER kissing Nick again!
 
Oppiekoffie said:
Load of k@k. Some people are looking for attention or something lately. Beards, tattoos. "I want to be different...and now you look like every other idiot" WTF To be honest, if you have a beard and its a religious requirement, by all means. Have it. If you're not of that religion, or you're not from ZZ-Top, or any other rock&roll band then you're an idiot.
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One could argue why are you going against the natural way of things and trying so hard to look different by shaving constantly?
 
Wait you said you're his beard, right?

Beard is a slang term describing a person who is used, knowingly or unknowingly, as a date, romantic partner (boyfriend or girlfriend), or spouse either to conceal infidelity or to conceal one's sexual orientation.
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Oppiekoffie said:
Load of k@k. Some people are looking for attention or something lately. Beards, tattoos. "I want to be different...and now you look like every other idiot" WTF To be honest, if you have a beard and its a religious requirement, by all means. Have it. If you're not of that religion, or you're not from ZZ-Top, or any other rock&roll band then you're an idiot.
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My hubby has a beard and I love it. He keeps it short and maintained really well. He looks like a man and it has side benefits. I love it when he rubs his beard on my neck. #manlyprotip
 
Emjay said:
My hubby has a beard and I love it. He keeps it short and maintained really well. He looks like a man and it has side benefits. I love it when he rubs his beard on my neck. #manlyprotip
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Neck.

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Emjay said:
My hubby has a beard and I love it. He keeps it short and maintained really well. He looks like a man and it has side benefits. I love it when he rubs his beard on my neck. #manlyprotip
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Should have said, no problem with short, couple of days. But this big bushy cr@p... untidy, sloppy, looks like someone who is too laxy to look after themselves.
 
Oppiekoffie said:
Should have said, no problem with short, couple of days. But this big bushy cr@p... untidy, sloppy, looks like someone who is too laxy to look after themselves.
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You clearly have no idea the amount of effort that generally goes into those longs beards...

The lazy ones are those who shave everyday. No dedication to being a REAL man.
 
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