What was your worst consensual sexual experience?

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I have 2.

1.) I once tried anal with a fwb and I went in dry with no preparation. Didn't take long when we realised this is a bad idea. However the next day or two my penis felt raw as f**k and winced even when taking a piss.

2.) On Saturday while with my gf as she was chewing airwaves bubblegum I had this bright idea of telling her to go down on me while she still had the fresh airwaves breath on her. It barely took 10 seconds when the pleasure turned into pain. It actually had me screaming out loud while she was laughing her ass off. I told her maybe I should do it to her so she can see it's no laughing matter. That is something I'll wish on my worst enemies.
 
Ninja'd said:
I have 2.

1.) I once tried anal with a fwb and I went in dry with no preparation. Didn't take long when we realised this is a bad idea. However the next day or two my penis felt raw as f**k and winced even when taking a piss.

2.) On Saturday while with my gf as she was chewing airwaves bubblegum I had this bright idea of telling her to go down on me while she still had the fresh airwaves breath on her. It barely took 10 seconds when the pleasure turned into pain. It actually had me screaming out loud while she was laughing her ass off. I told her maybe I should do it to her so she can see it's no laughing matter. That is something I'll wish on my worst enemies.
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pfff... try going down on someone and getting a whiff of smegma .... to this bloody day, I can not stand Onion and Cheese chips....
 
Ninja'd said:
I have 2.

1.) I once tried anal with a fwb and I went in dry with no preparation. Didn't take long when we realised this is a bad idea.
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Getting your dick in dry with anal would be virtually impossible due to pain ... and never mind you, but the attempt would have been excruciating for your partner.

A long time ago, me and a friend were fooling around in bed. I was sitting on top of him while we were making out and well, his dick was just touching the area. I got a cramp and without thinking I lowered myself onto him (there was no lube or anything as we were not planning on actually doing it) and dear god. I just lied there for a few minutes with tears welling up. Shame ... he felt sorry enough for me to at least rub my calf to get the cramp out while I got my breath back. :ROFL:
 
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Ockie said:
Getting your dick in dry with anal would be virtually impossible due to pain ... and never mind you, but the attempt would have been excruciating for your partner.

A long time ago, me and a friend were fooling around in bed. I was sitting on top of him while we were making out and well, his dick was just touching the area. I got a cramp and without thinking I lowered myself onto him (there was no lube or anything as we were not planning on actually doing it) and dear god. I just lied there for a few minutes with tears welling up. Shame ... he felt sorry enough for me to at least rub my calf to get the cramp out while I got my breath back. :ROFL:
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Is that what they call surprise buttsex?
 
I was into a guy for like 5 years. We fooled around at a party, he was in a relationship. Got engaged after that, they split up a few years after. I finally had the chance to have sex with him without a guilty conscience.

I should've kept it as a fantasy. He was awful. His penis was skew so it hurt as well. He's now married with a kid so good for him!
 
About 4 years ago, I made a comment on a Facebook photo a (female) friend of mine posted. Something to the tune of 'Looks like you're having a good time! Enjoy!' It was basically her and some friends drinking wine under a tree next to a fire on a river's edge.

So she inboxed me and told me her friend would eat me like a mielie. :confused: So I said, sure. She added me on Facebook, got my number, and arranged to come over the Monday evening. I thought, well that was easy. Pretty face, not too bad, I thought.

When she arrived, I realized that she totally misrepresented herself on Facebook (I should have known that people who only ever post shoulders-and-up photos are not what they seem). Well, I've had some wine, popped a Kamagra, so I wasn't going to waste it. She got undressed, on my bed, and I saw, goddamn, she's got a nice vag, not flappy, nicely tucked in, clean, etc etc. So I went down and munched, and started rubbing my prick to get ready.

Then I came.
 
Just a few "drunk and can't get it up" incidents, no hectic axe wound stories or anything...
 
My worst sexual experience wasn't totally consensual but I had a laugh about it after
 
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Slootvreter said:
About 4 years ago, I made a comment on a Facebook photo a (female) friend of mine posted. Something to the tune of 'Looks like you're having a good time! Enjoy!' It was basically her and some friends drinking wine under a tree next to a fire on a river's edge.

So she inboxed me and told me her friend would eat me like a mielie. :confused: So I said, sure. She added me on Facebook, got my number, and arranged to come over the Monday evening. I thought, well that was easy. Pretty face, not too bad, I thought.

When she arrived, I realized that she totally misrepresented herself on Facebook (I should have known that people who only ever post shoulders-and-up photos are not what they seem). Well, I've had some wine, popped a Kamagra, so I wasn't going to waste it. She got undressed, on my bed, and I saw, goddamn, she's got a nice vag, not flappy, nicely tucked in, clean, etc etc. So I went down and munched, and started rubbing my prick to get ready.

Then I came.
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Your popcorn popped early?
 
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