What's for breakfast?

I.am.Sam said:
you are bullying this eeprom ..please behave
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Kek kek kek no one is being bullied. @RedViking is just looking out for my well being and making sure I do not die of food poisoning.
I asked my wife to make sure my Tombstone reads "failed to live up to others expectations" should I die of the chicken mayo broodjie I ate earlier.
 
eepr0m said:
Kek kek kek no one is being bullied. @RedViking is just looking out for my well being and making sure I do not die of food poisoning.
I asked my wife to make sure my Tombstone reads "failed to live up to others expectations" should I die of the chicken mayo broodjie I ate earlier.
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I'm pushing really hard. My standards can't get any lower than this.

Piss in a cup.

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I also give them random names. Today I am John.

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Making sure noone can trace me to the corner seat in Starbucks Pavilion.
 
RedViking said:
...its truly horrific. I've asked them to freeze it. If you ever this side of the world, maybe for a riot or something, ask them to take it out for you and chuck in the microwave.
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The thought of joining a riot has crossed my mind but then I remembered that I have a job, a life, little bit of education, a savings account, the ability to hold a conversation, the mental capacity to debate, a strong immune system(Breakfast,lunch and supper photo's as proof), well fed animals, shingles on the roof instead of a blue tarp, trimmed nasal hair, a working clothes dryer, no relatives named @Dave , @purple face or @epah, the financial means to make a wager on the next powerball, WIFI, have traveled outside of South Africa, bills on auto pay, a stocked fridge, steady income, a line of credit, aluminum foil to spare, good hygiene, attractive wife, equity in my home, short term insurance, a second home, running working utilities, an 800+ credit score, children not in prison, running vehicle, t-shirts that cover my stomach, plans for fri nite, and all of my teeth.... Jeebuz I need A cup of muck
 
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eepr0m said:
The thought of joining a riot has crossed my mind but then I remembered that I have a job, a life, little bit of education, a savings account, the ability to hold a conversation, the mental capacity to debate, a strong immune system(Breakfast,lunch and supper photo's as proof), well fed animals, shingles on the roof instead of a blue tarp, trimmed nasal hair, a working clothes dryer, no relatives named @Dave , @purple face or @epah, the financial means to make a wager on the next powerball, WIFI, have traveled outside of South Africa, bills on auto pay, a stocked fridge, steady income, a line of credit, aluminum foil to spare, good hygiene, attractive wife, equity in my home, short term insurance, a second home, running working utilities, an 800+ credit score, children not in prison, running vehicle, t-shirts that cover my stomach, plans for fri nite, and all of my teeth.... Jeebuz I need A cup of muck
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I am clearly your favorite person. You include me in everything. Just ask me to be your "kids" godfather if you want me in your life.
 
epah said:
I am clearly your favorite person. You include me in everything. Just ask me to be your "kids" godfather if you want me in your life.
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I'm just returning a favour seeing that you tag me in every other post on myBB
 
eepr0m said:
Kid as in singular. I cannot afford to have more than 1. Life is expensive and I'm 2 poor to afford star bucks coffee like @RedViking
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Let us not speak about you having a kid because I dont believe that. Anyways I am out because I might just derail this whole thread. You and I can continue this in another thread.
 
eepr0m said:
The thought of joining a riot has crossed my mind but then I remembered that I have a job, a life, little bit of education, a savings account, the ability to hold a conversation, the mental capacity to debate, a strong immune system(Breakfast,lunch and supper photo's as proof), well fed animals, shingles on the roof instead of a blue tarp, trimmed nasal hair, a working clothes dryer, no relatives named @Dave , @purple face or @epah, the financial means to make a wager on the next powerball, WIFI, have traveled outside of South Africa, bills on auto pay, a stocked fridge, steady income, a line of credit, aluminum foil to spare, good hygiene, attractive wife, equity in my home, short term insurance, a second home, running working utilities, an 800+ credit score, children not in prison, running vehicle, t-shirts that cover my stomach, plans for fri nite, and all of my teeth.... Jeebuz I need A cup of muck
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Your opinion .... Unless pics.

Now pics or gtfo (Of breakfast)
 
eepr0m said:
The thought of joining a riot has crossed my mind but then I remembered that I have a job, a life, little bit of education, a savings account, the ability to hold a conversation, the mental capacity to debate, a strong immune system(Breakfast,lunch and supper photo's as proof), well fed animals, shingles on the roof instead of a blue tarp, trimmed nasal hair, a working clothes dryer, no relatives named @Dave , @purple face or @epah, the financial means to make a wager on the next powerball, WIFI, have traveled outside of South Africa, bills on auto pay, a stocked fridge, steady income, a line of credit, aluminum foil to spare, good hygiene, attractive wife, equity in my home, short term insurance, a second home, running working utilities, an 800+ credit score, children not in prison, running vehicle, t-shirts that cover my stomach, plans for fri nite, and all of my teeth.... Jeebuz I need A cup of muck
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Good grief, all you need now is a midlife crisis.
 
RedViking said:
I'm pushing really hard. My standards can't get any lower than this.

Piss in a cup.

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I also give them random names. Today I am John.

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Making sure noone can trace me to the corner seat in Starbucks Pavilion.
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epah said:
Let us not speak about you having a kid because I dont believe that. Anyways I am out because I might just derail this whole thread. You and I can continue this in another thread.
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Yes I agree because all your conversations eventually lead back to the questionable quality of chinese vehicles
 
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