What's the best thing for constipation?

[NarrowBandFtw]

Quarter pounder.
Cheap and available after hours

no guarantee a quarter pounder doesn't just come back up rather than head for the bottom exit though

 

[UB40]

@ShaunSA @epah are the colon masters, they can offer great advice

 

[Supervan II]

A garage pie will loosen anything, even a seized engine!

 

[Stinkbeaver]

Use extra virgin Olive oil.......Thank me later

 

[Jan van Riebeeckstad]

I'm using senekot, imodium but I can't seem to stay regular?

What has worked best for you?

Ask @epah to help you out, during the buttstuff his dxck will act like a plunger

 

[ShaunSA]

Use extra virgin Olive oil.......Thank me later
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Wtf can afford EVOO to stick up their arse?

 

[Goosfrabba]

Apparently these will do the job

 

[Jean Claude Vaaldamme]

Fruit?
I actually don't understand why you don't know that. You see tables selling fruit everywhere on the streets to the poor. Everyone know you eat fruit for a good shyte.
Dried fruit works just as well, maybe even better.

 

[UB40]

A proper Durban Bunny Chow should also do the trick up there where @RedViking stays

 

[marbro]

anything with artifical sweetner,
Those jelly bear things,
Sour breath mints
Prune juice,

BUT,
before doing that, Just drink a **** ton of water. You cant flush, if you dont have the flush juice!

 

[RedViking]

A proper Durban Bunny Chow should also do the trick up there where @RedViking stays

Nope. No propery bunny chows where is stay. The British don't like it.

 

[Defiler]

If you don't want to mess around, take PicoPrep, I had to drink three sachets of this stuff before a colonoscopy. Works in like 10 minutes.

 

[DapperDanMan]

colonoscopy

Defiler defiled doctor.

 

[airborne]

Has anyone worked out yet whether the op is looking to go hard or soft?

 

[UB40]

Eats lots of bran like @Iamn0tageek does to make hay bale size poofs

 

[SHL]

 

[epah]

Have 3 teaspoons of Psyllium Husks. Drink lots of water.

 

[UB40]

Have 3 teaspoons of Psyllium Husks. Drink lots of water.

I had to google that. Looks like a great colon cleanser

 

[purple face]

I'm using senekot, imodium but I can't seem to stay regular?

What has worked best for you?

Drinking a cup of coffee in the morning can help

 

[Supervan II]

If you don't want to mess around, take PicoPrep, I had to drink three sachets of this stuff before a colonoscopy. Works in like 10 minutes.

That's a tad TOO drastic! He/she only wants to be regular.

My suggestions:
Eat regular, balanced meals regularly (breakfast, lunch, supper) at regular times.
Avoid take-outs
Stay away from any drugs (OTC or otherwise)
Go when you need to go - don't postpone, nor force yourself.