When a booty-call finds god ?

Grant

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So........
There is this person with whom I was having the dirtiest, nastiest & most satisfying "physical" relationship with.
Then they suddenly dropped off the radar.

From time to time I would get a vanilla "hello how you doing message".
I bump into a mutual friend about a year back and am told the booty call found god & got married - and i must check out the facebook page.
Well lordy-bee . . . . . god is everywhere on the page, like a bad rash. Every post includes some form of worship or quotations of some scripture.
I was shell shocked !

I had long moved on after this person dropped off the radar, but now I am hungry for some more - it's a bit like forbidden fruit !
Unfortunately there is a marriage in the way - so I am not going to play in someone else's sandpit, but oh mommy, please can I have some more.
 
Grant must be packing something akin to The Spear of Destiny...
 
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I have also had a few of the dirtiest, nastiest & most satisfying "physical" relationships with very religious women who regularly attended church or mass or whatever specific cult they belonged to and, although their good book banned a variety of pleasurable activities and times, none of them let their beliefs interfere with their hormonal needs.

I am trying to get as many religions as possible under my belt and have ticked off Catholic, C/E, Methodist, Episcopal, JW, Jewish and Hindu. Not sure that I want to try the one that demands all the females look like six year old kids.
 
imranpanji said:
Generalise much?
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A really strange question!!!!

Both my statements are a repetition of public records dating back for the last fourteen or so centuries.
This site might help you with my second sentence. http://seekersguidance.org/ans-blog/2010/10/02/removing-chest-pubic-hair/

Numerous press reports about young children being forced into marriage in hell-holes like Yemen, Afghanistan and elsewhere add weight to my remark.

An eight-year-old Yemeni girl died of internal bleeding on her wedding night after marrying a man five times her age
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/New...es-of-internal-bleeding-on-wedding-night.html
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Child bride, 13, dies of internal injuries four days after arranged marriage in Yemen
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...al-injuries-days-arranged-marriage-Yemen.html
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Causing the death of a child bride is not deemed a criminal act
Child marriage is prevalent in Yemen Poor families in Yemen marry off their girls at a very young age to save the cost of bringing them up. Human Rights Watch reports that 14 percent of girls in Yemen are married off before they reach the age of 15, and 52 percent before they are 18.
http://freethinker.co.uk/2013/09/13...nal-act-but-shaking-the-faith-of-a-muslim-is/
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nightjar said:
I have also had a few of the dirtiest, nastiest & most satisfying "physical" relationships with very religious women who regularly attended church or mass or whatever specific cult they belonged to and, although their good book banned a variety of pleasurable activities and times, none of them let their beliefs interfere with their hormonal needs.

I am trying to get as many religions as possible under my belt and have ticked off Catholic, C/E, Methodist, Episcopal, JW, Jewish and Hindu. Not sure that I want to try the one that demands all the females look like six year old kids.
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No Scientologists yet? :p
 
Worth mentioning tho, is a friend's girlfriend - a "praise screamer".

I was at a braai at mutual friends of ours who lived next door. The braai went on till very late & some of use were still outside chilling at around 3am when my buddy & his girlfriend arrived home next door - clearly after many a refreshment.
Within 20 minutes of them getting home, the praise screaming girlfriend was demanding my friend "make love to her" - however, her demands were termed a little differently & way more intense.
Evidently he complied with her wishes, but about 15 minutes she found jesus. She was somewhat vocal about it too, so much so, that we gave her a round of applause when her shouting died down.
 
copacetic said:
I always find the transition between 'no god' to 'god' in a human being perplexing and slightly sad.
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Maybe it is a road to Damascus moment? I mean what are you gonna do, but just fall over and prostrate. It would be impossible for others to understand such conversion unless they experience it themselves.
 
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