First GF, I was 15/16, and it lasted for a couple of years. Met her at a party somewhere in the Western Cape, and we wrote these ridiculous teenage teenage love letters to one another for several months, after which she came to visit me, for the first time (her parents, I still can't fathom how they allowed this, lol).
It was then a whirlwind of epic letters, and visits every holiday. It was actually a great part of my life, many, many excellent memories.
Virginity? Early twenties sometime. To the best of my knowledge.
Current status? Tinfoil hat wearer.