When were you ever this shy?

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So this is suppose to be a fun thread to all the guys and girls who are man enough to tell us about a time when a girl just made you lost your words.

Here is my story,

I was out one night with a friend of mine, we usually go womanising together, so I decided to chat with two girls sitting on a table quite lonely in a club. In any case the conversation got going and for some reason or another this one girl who was quite hot (I wasn't under the influence) looked me straight into the eye and told me "I am not wearing any underwear what are you going to do about it".

Now as a person who usually work my way through this type of stuff I had no idea what to say, for some reason I was lost for words for 2-5 minutes and eventually lost my chances of getting laid that night. This was totally out of my frame of reference.

In any case, lets be honest now, we all had one or two of these times when women or men just caught you off guard.

What is your story?
 
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I would have said "I dont believe you - prove it"

... after picking my jaw up off the floor.
 
Ancalagon said:
I would have said "I dont believe you - prove it"

... after picking my jaw up off the floor.
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I thought of clever responses afterwords and had way more success with more prudish women before, but for some reason this night it just didn't work that way.
 
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I would have said "WOW! I'm actually wearing women's underwear right now so I'm kinda balancing things out" :o
 
'There's a lot that can be done about it'.
First thing would be to grab the cheque.
 
Jirre....low class my bra! Skank comes to mind. No one likes a tease....but I dont know about you guys...but courtship and tasteful flirting (can be naughty without being trashy) gets the juices flowing just as much as telling someone to plant his flag pole in you! yuk!

Kinders van vandag! Ai ai ai.
 
ocleroux said:
Jirre....low class my bra! Skank comes to mind. No one likes a tease....but I dont know about you guys...but courtship and tasteful flirting (can be naughty without being trashy) gets the juices flowing just as much as telling someone to plant his flag pole in you! yuk!

Kinders van vandag! Ai ai ai.
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I think that might be it, I prefer the gradual moving into things.
 
Venomous said:
she was desperate....

Then definately a no-go
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Hey hey hey! 'Desperate' accounts for most of my highschool track record! And some of my varsity stuff. And when I did theater. And that time at the civic....

But its never worth it in the long run.
(But who's thinking that far ahead...)
 
Never look a gift horse in the mouth (if a hot girl offers you sex for free you shouldn't be concerned about how classy the offer was)

or in Afrikaans

As dit pap reën dan moet jy skep.
 
Picard said:
Never look a gift horse in the mouth (if a hot girl offers you sex for free you shouldn't be concerned about how classy the offer was)
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And then in the morning you will wonder why your balls are so damn itchy :p

Personally slutty stuff like that bothers me. I would have said "Well I'll take you to the clothing store and we will find some underwear for you" :D
 
That's you should always have a drink has soon has you enter a club if you had that one drink you this thread would of been about the slut you banged. I'm sure most of us will also freeze. I remember back when I was in tech a friend female was making suggestions that she wanted to give me a blowjob, I knew what she was suggesting but I turned a blind eye to it
 
I was pretty shy and embarrassed when I bragged to this chick (on the way to my house after the successfull hitch) about how I'm going to plunder her, only to have a prick failure. It just wouldn't work. :cry:
 
But that girl does seem too easy. If she was a belter she was hiding something (like crabs or a ex boyfriend by the bar that she wanted to make jealous). In fact be glad you didnt wax that ***** and fell in love and got married.

Imagine telling your kids how you met your wife: "Well kids your mom was a naughty slut and whispered silly things to me the first night we met at a club and bang it was love."
 
Reminds me of the joke, Why do witches not wear underwear when they ride their broom sticks? So they can get a better grip on the broom!
 
abzo said:
I would have said "WOW! I'm actually wearing women's underwear right now so I'm kinda balancing things out" :o
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LOL :D

I was told by a very hot woman that she would leave with me at the drop of a hat, then I asked her if she would mind if my Girlfriend sat in the front seat when we left. She did not know what to say to that... I was however very flattered :D
 
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