Wheres it happenning in Jhb?

[GreGorGy]

If you're into doof doof crap then https://ultrasouthafrica.com

(Some of my colleagues told me that they have top international DJs and I had to ask what is so damn hard about spinning a record that such a thing gets a "top" internationally so not my scene).

Otherwise, copper lake brewery is having a booze cruise on Friday.

Failing that (or the appeal of such arranged events in general) just about anywhere will be alive on pay day Friday.

 

[GreGorGy]

Still trying to get your ace in a hole?

I wanna expand my game to include Poke Her and Slut Machines.

 

[Neoprod]

IF YOU ARE A WOMAN: My place. Please be honest with yourself before coming through though and play your looks like blackjack. If you are an 11 or less, I'll hit that. If you're a 12 to 15, remember to bring with enough booze to make me wanna hit that. And remember, I will always split a decent pair.

IF YOU ARE A DUDE: Perhaps tell us where in Joburg for better advice.

this rating scale needs its own thread...are the numbers dress sizes? What's going on?

 

[Ho3n3r]

Anywhere where you are not.

If you ask him nicely, he'll probably go commando just for you.

 

[GreGorGy]

this rating scale needs its own thread...are the numbers dress sizes? What's going on?

They're blackjack hands.

 

[Neoprod]

They're blackjack hands.

Oh. Perfectly clear now.

*wanders off edumacated*