Which Grass is best?

[Hosehead]

I'm looking for an instant lawn that gets full sun, likes salt air, and doesn't get too thirsty, require mowing too often or turn yellow. It must feel nice under the feet.
Where can I snag a bit of putting green or 2010 stadium grass?

 

[SlinkyMike]

Which Grass is best?

The kind you can smoke pal... the kind you can smoke.

 

[Sting]

Try some Transkei Gold.

 

[The_Pumpkin_King]

DP is what you're looking for

 

[*SynergyX*]

jamaican blue mountain...

 

[porn$tar]

Supa-Skunk

 

[Polish]

Haha, 5 replies and all about weed.

You may as well plant blunt, you'll get much better technical support.

 

[Hosehead]

I just knew this would derail

I'm looking for the stuff you can walk on, play ball on, and even piiss on if need be when all the toilets are hogged.

 

[RazedInBlack]

I just knew this would derail

I'm looking for the stuff you can walk on, play ball on, and even piiss on if need be when all the toilets are hogged.

So?

You can do thats with weed to!

 

[Polish]

I just knew this would derail

I'm looking for the stuff you can walk on, play ball on, and even piiss on if need be when all the toilets are hogged.

You can do all those things on weed, tho you may get the munchies inbetween....

 

[Hosehead]

You can do all those things on weed, tho you may get the munchies inbetween....

Ok then the stuff my dogs can shiiit on

 

[RazedInBlack]

You weed will grow much better with dog shyte!

 

[Polish]

Your dog smokes weed :wtf:

Sjoe.....u in Cape Town ?

 

[Polish]

You weed will grow much better with dog shyte!

LMAO !!!

 

[Hosehead]

You weed will grow much better with dog shyte!

You're getting confused. What you meant to say was your shrooms will grow much better under cow shyte. Which is true

 

[The_Pumpkin_King]

Ok then the stuff my dogs can shiiit on

manure helps

 

[Hosehead]

Your dog smokes weed :wtf:

Sjoe.....u in Cape Town ?

No. But since you asked, in Cape Town our dogs eat lumps of hash.

Capetonians are generous, if slightly forgetful folk.

 

[RazedInBlack]

Why not just build yourself a mini hydroponics lab and grow it in there?

 

[Keeper]

Ok then the stuff my dogs can get shiiitfaced on

fixed.

 

[Defiler]

Why not just build yourself a mini hydroponics lab and grow it in there?

Then how do you expect the dogs to shiiit on it then?