Who do you look like?

[semaphore]

Yes darling.
I don't skimp and I don't come cheap!!!!
Lol

Post a pic of said device, i want to see what a 40k vibe looks like.

 

[EMAM]

No need to feel bad - I am far from a prude!!

 

[faniebraai]

No need to feel bad - I am far from a prude!!

Neither is nick actually...

 

[Lager]

I thought people wanted to stay anonymous on forums

this selfie™ craze has gone too far

 

[Ockie]

I thought people wanted to stay anonymous on forums

this selfie™ craze has gone too far

Sharrup!

 

[EMAM]

Ok....let me give a little background of my little red devil.
My friend is a sex toy designer in London. She sells to the likes of Angelina Jolie amongst others.
She sent it to me as a gift - posted it in fact. It even went through customs and said SEX TOY on the box!!!!!!
She is a beaut (my friend too!!)

 

[Ockie]

Bwahahahahahahaha. CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!

Post your Dildo thread coming right UP!

 

[Mila]

I thought people wanted to stay anonymous on forums

this selfie™ craze has gone too far

Why? Nothing I say on here I wouldn't say to your face?

I think after being on here and discussing everything in your life ( some even talks about their loo habits) we would like to know who our online friends look like.

I have to say, the lot of you are a lot handsomer than the standard nerd herd.

 

[Mila]

Ok....let me give a little background of my little red devil.
My friend is a sex toy designer in London. She sells to the likes of Angelina Jolie amongst others.
She sent it to me as a gift - posted it in fact. It even went through customs and said SEX TOY on the box!!!!!!
She is a beaut (my friend too!!)

Why does it have a tail?
:twisted:

 

[semaphore]

Sweet lord, you posted your dildo.

 

[Ninja'd]

Ok....let me give a little background of my little red devil.
My friend is a sex toy designer in London. She sells to the likes of Angelina Jolie amongst others.
She sent it to me as a gift - posted it in fact. It even went through customs and said SEX TOY on the box!!!!!!
She is a beaut (my friend too!!)

Looks like someone cut off Elmo's dick. :wtf:

 

[Zewp]

Ok....let me give a little background of my little red devil.
My friend is a sex toy designer in London. She sells to the likes of Angelina Jolie amongst others.
She sent it to me as a gift - posted it in fact. It even went through customs and said SEX TOY on the box!!!!!!
She is a beaut (my friend too!!)

Hmm

Hmmmmm

That certainly looks, erm, interesting.

 

[semaphore]

Why does it have a tail?
:twisted:

To tickle the hanoos

 

[Nick333]

Only showing this side cause I have a huge ass pimple on the other side. Plus I don't want Rocket Boy to hunt me down.

I posted one like that and got nothing. I recommend full frontal.

 

[Ockie]

@ Pitbull....guess where Mrs. Ant wants to bury that beauty!!!

 

[Ockie]

I posted one like that and got nothing. I recommend full frontal.

And what kind of reaction did you get once I advised on the correct pic to post? Yip...thats right...even the feminists were drooling. You are welcome.

 

[EMAM]

The tail is removable!!! It does tend to get in the way....*cough*!!

 

[EMAM]

Bwahahahahahahaha. CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!

Post your Dildo thread coming right UP!

Ant never wanted to try it

 

[Zewp]

Well I guess worst case scenario you just stick it in your butt and your halloween costume is sorted.

 

[Ockie]

Ant never wanted to try it

See my post to Pitbull