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If a class was filled with every programming language, who would each programming language be?
Java : He’s the most popular guy in the class. He’s very helpful and handsome. Everyone including the teachers love him for his work. Talking and adjusting with any child in the school is not a big deal for him, he’s familiar with such things. The only thing is that he has some really weird disease, he gets very much complicated at times for absolutely no reason. He messes up things. He completes his homework within 10 pages, which the others complete within just 4–5 pages.
C++ : Another guy having immense talent but unlike Java is not very popular. He’s fast and has a lot of knowledge. He has a very useful and large library at his home. He has a twin in the same class. He is always quiet and never gets involved in discussions going on in the class. He is very fast and efficient in doing simple tasks given by the teachers but becomes really weird and complicated when given difficult things to do. Because of his ridiculous hand-writing, the teachers find his notebooks and exam papers very difficult to correct.
Python : This little boy is gaining popularity rapidly. He is really young and smart, and is now becoming the favourite of everyone. Unlike different samples in the class, he keeps things really simple. He is very productive. But he is not so good in sports because of his very slow speed. Any person in this world would become familiar with him than any other student of the school. But however weak he maybe in some subjects, every teacher in the school believes that he will dominate over all other students in the future.
C : The twin of C++ who is really hardworking. He was once very famous but is now ignored by everyone. He was a really good student when small because of his clarity in basic concepts but is now unable to adapt with the advanced one. He is of no use now but his younger brother, C++, has always made him as his mentor. C++ inculcated all of C’s good qualities and developed some really useful qualities for his own good. Just like Java, he too uses too may pages to complete his homework.
C# : He is a guy who is just very much liked and supported by one teacher by is always ignored by the others. He is almost as good as Java yet he lacks some knowledge.
HTML and CSS : They are always required for the first few days of completing any project given in the school but are of no use after that. They seem to be from a different world as neither they interact with anyone else in the school nor does anyone else try to interact with them unless they need their help. They both always go hand-in-hand in the school. HTML is a very ugly guy in reality but still looks good because CSS does his make-up.
R : Has an arch rivalry with Python as they both are equally good in a field but he always feels demotivated and sad as Python is always preferred over him. Except for that subject, he’s bad at everything but is still a student of the class.
Kotlin : He’s a newly evolved guy who is now a really really big competition for Java. He has not done any great thing but because he is the kid of the department head of the school, he is given great preference in many things and is newly appointed as the Class Monitor. He has recently joined the school’s olympic team with C, C++, Java and Python.
Javascript : He is the only guy in the whole school who atleast talks with HTML and CSS. He is becoming useless day by day but is still among the top guys of the school because of his fairly nice past.
Last but not the least,
Assembly : He is the Head Boy of the school and is elder to everyone. If anyone has any problem they first approach this guy. He too is very complex but is very close to principal of the school. Anyone who wants to meet the school’s principal has to first approach him.
If a class was filled with every programming language, who would each programming language be?
Java : He’s the most popular guy in the class. He’s very helpful and handsome. Everyone including the teachers love him for his work. Talking and adjusting with any child in the school is not a big deal for him, he’s familiar with such things. The only thing is that he has some really weird disease, he gets very much complicated at times for absolutely no reason. He messes up things. He completes his homework within 10 pages, which the others complete within just 4–5 pages.
C++ : Another guy having immense talent but unlike Java is not very popular. He’s fast and has a lot of knowledge. He has a very useful and large library at his home. He has a twin in the same class. He is always quiet and never gets involved in discussions going on in the class. He is very fast and efficient in doing simple tasks given by the teachers but becomes really weird and complicated when given difficult things to do. Because of his ridiculous hand-writing, the teachers find his notebooks and exam papers very difficult to correct.
Python : This little boy is gaining popularity rapidly. He is really young and smart, and is now becoming the favourite of everyone. Unlike different samples in the class, he keeps things really simple. He is very productive. But he is not so good in sports because of his very slow speed. Any person in this world would become familiar with him than any other student of the school. But however weak he maybe in some subjects, every teacher in the school believes that he will dominate over all other students in the future.
C : The twin of C++ who is really hardworking. He was once very famous but is now ignored by everyone. He was a really good student when small because of his clarity in basic concepts but is now unable to adapt with the advanced one. He is of no use now but his younger brother, C++, has always made him as his mentor. C++ inculcated all of C’s good qualities and developed some really useful qualities for his own good. Just like Java, he too uses too may pages to complete his homework.
C# : He is a guy who is just very much liked and supported by one teacher by is always ignored by the others. He is almost as good as Java yet he lacks some knowledge.
HTML and CSS : They are always required for the first few days of completing any project given in the school but are of no use after that. They seem to be from a different world as neither they interact with anyone else in the school nor does anyone else try to interact with them unless they need their help. They both always go hand-in-hand in the school. HTML is a very ugly guy in reality but still looks good because CSS does his make-up.
R : Has an arch rivalry with Python as they both are equally good in a field but he always feels demotivated and sad as Python is always preferred over him. Except for that subject, he’s bad at everything but is still a student of the class.
Kotlin : He’s a newly evolved guy who is now a really really big competition for Java. He has not done any great thing but because he is the kid of the department head of the school, he is given great preference in many things and is newly appointed as the Class Monitor. He has recently joined the school’s olympic team with C, C++, Java and Python.
Javascript : He is the only guy in the whole school who atleast talks with HTML and CSS. He is becoming useless day by day but is still among the top guys of the school because of his fairly nice past.
Last but not the least,
Assembly : He is the Head Boy of the school and is elder to everyone. If anyone has any problem they first approach this guy. He too is very complex but is very close to principal of the school. Anyone who wants to meet the school’s principal has to first approach him.
