Why Did NASA Bomb the Moon?

Creag

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A lighthearted look at the latest moon mission and its possible, covert goals.

  1. To destroy secret alien moon bases on the far side.
  2. To make people forget that those Apollo landings were fake.
  3. Intelligence reports have found WMDs on lunar surface.
  4. Hate high tides? So does NASA.
  5. To prove the Moon's not made of cheese.
  6. Not-so-subtle message to rest of world: Obama may have won a Nobel Peace Prize, but we'll still kick your ass.
  7. NASA engineers love demolition derbies.
  8. To prevent the Moon from spinning away.
  9. To pick a fight with ETs.
  10. Just to blow stuff up.

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Any of your own theories? :D
 

markred

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Same reason government does what it does.
They have lots of extra time and money, so why not?
 

davemc

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Seemd a fitting burial ceremony for a 65 million dollar camera.
 

smokey

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It's a lie - it was a Gou'auld attack vessel that was exploded by a nuke. Don't you people watch Stargate? :mad:
 
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Picard

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They didn't really bomb the moon. They crashed into it.

They could have rather taken a mini-bus taxi, filled it with cement, and crashed that.
 

killadoob

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NASA is in the US of A so bombing and blowing shyte up is just something they do :D

The poor moon is just chillin there helping us along and they bomb it. What a bunch of idiots.
 

boramk

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Experimental purposes, theres no other logical explanation oO they obviosuly wanted to see something
 

za1

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looking for osama and got the gps co-ordinates wrong?

probably using a garmin..............
 
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