Why Did NASA Bomb the Moon?

[Creag]

A lighthearted look at the latest moon mission and its possible, covert goals.

1. To destroy secret alien moon bases on the far side.
2. To make people forget that those Apollo landings were fake.
3. Intelligence reports have found WMDs on lunar surface.
4. Hate high tides? So does NASA.
5. To prove the Moon's not made of cheese.
6. Not-so-subtle message to rest of world: Obama may have won a Nobel Peace Prize, but we'll still kick your ass.
7. NASA engineers love demolition derbies.
8. To prevent the Moon from spinning away.
9. To pick a fight with ETs.
10. Just to blow stuff up.

The Source

Any of your own theories?

 

[RazedInBlack]

Doing it for real this time?

 

[mezu]

I love 6. Its business as usual

 

[tco21]

So that you may start this thread

 

[AMG133]

but the question is.......did they really bomb the moon?

 

[I am Penguin]

Science analysis of flying dust particles?

 

[markred]

Same reason government does what it does.
They have lots of extra time and money, so why not?

 

[davemc]

Seemd a fitting burial ceremony for a 65 million dollar camera.

 

[Creag]

Seemd a fitting burial ceremony for a 65 million dollar camera.

Way to go!

 

[Rosaudio]

It was an accident. These are Americans we are talking about here

 

[Creag]

It was an accident. These are Americans we are talking about here

And they are prone to try cover up their cosmic blunders

 

[smokey]

It's a lie - it was a Gou'auld attack vessel that was exploded by a nuke. Don't you people watch Stargate?

 

[Picard]

They didn't really bomb the moon. They crashed into it.

They could have rather taken a mini-bus taxi, filled it with cement, and crashed that.

 

[Bismuth]

Doing it for real this time?

No, it was a secret location in the Nevada desert. Oh, and it WAS a minibus taxi filled with cement, btw!

Ask blu if she's still around.

B

 

[Frankie]

So, which one of you got to eat the soggy biscuit ?

 

[Tpex]

Maybe the reatards wanted to destroy humanity?

 

[Pooky]

What gives them the right to bomb the moon?

 

[killadoob]

NASA is in the US of A so bombing and blowing shyte up is just something they do

The poor moon is just chillin there helping us along and they bomb it. What a bunch of idiots.

 

[boramk]

Experimental purposes, theres no other logical explanation oO they obviosuly wanted to see something

 

[za1]

looking for osama and got the gps co-ordinates wrong?

probably using a garmin..............