Why do they always come back just as you're getting over them?

abzo said:
oh no there's no sex with this one! but i think it's the hope that keeps me coming back!
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Oh ok, you're her yoyo. Sad. Even more reason to use and abuse her. I'm in an evil mood today.
 
Icarium said:
When I recently started dating again, I had not one but three exes come out of the woodwork to either try and hook up again, or know what my current GF has that they don't (To which the answer is "She isn't bat**** crazy").
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brings to mind an old saying --- Bitches Be CRAZY!!!!!:D
 
abzo said:
I don't know why she's suddenly being friendly again after falling out of touch for a couple of months. I want her to keep out of touch! we were getting really close then she suddenly started ignoring me and now she's being friendly again.
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Typical kinda girl who wants to mess with you bro, she will do it over and over because her life is pretty sucky.

Stay away or abuse her for sex but leave the emotional shyte out of it. Turn the tables bud, get friendly make out like you are keen but resist the urges and make her suffer!!!!!!! :p
 
abzo said:
no we weren't together for 5 years, we were together 5 years ago.
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I think as soon as you are given sexy time you'll be like "WTF was all the fuss about?", then you'll have it one more time just to make sure you didn't miss anything. Before long, you'll be bored.
 
killadoob said:
Typical kinda girl who wants to mess with you bro, she will do it over and over because her life is pretty sucky.

Stay away or abuse her for sex but leave the emotional shyte out of it. Turn the tables bud, get friendly make out like you are keen but resist the urges and make her suffer!!!!!!! :p
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S'what I'm thinking. After sexy time say, "Isn't it nice just being friends like this?", boot her out and ignore. Next time - ass to mouth. Sounds like she deserves it.
 
Nick333 said:
S'what I'm thinking. After sexy time say, "Isn't it nice just being friends like this?", boot her out and ignore. Next time - ass to mouth. Sounds like she deserves it.
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Just go ahhh that was nice after sexy time and kick her out and slam door. :D
 
Korn1 said:
Just go ahhh that was nice after sexy time and kick her out and slam door. :D
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Oddly enough she sounds like type of girl who would prefer that sort treatment, perhaps abzo you get a bit clingy and she wants to be treated like dirt more often.

Try the ******** approach, it should work.
 
killadoob said:
Oddly enough she sounds like type of girl who would prefer that sort treatment, perhaps abzo you get a bit clingy and she wants to be treated like dirt more often.

Try the ******** approach, it should work.
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Grade A advice this.
 
Hold up a crucifix, cast your eyes to the sky/ceiling and start whispering softly when she approaches you, she might get the message :D
 
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