Will you cheat?

[systemofpurplelimpminion]

so muscles = instant relationship

mind=blown

/drinks steroids...

and thanks to my buddies i love you all

You make a joke, but minus the steroids and muscles , I used to be a bit of a fatty, then I lost my baby weight and now gilrs like me, same dude, the world sucks wtf

 

[googoodoll]

you forgive them the first 2 times because you are married and have a child together

What makes you forgive them the first two times but not the third?

 

[Pho3nix]

You make a joke, but minus the steroids and muscles , I used to be a bit of a fatty, then I lost my baby weight and now gilrs like me, same dude, the world sucks wtf

How you had baby weight and your a guy
See your from Sam school of english as well

 

[STS]

What makes you forgive them the first two times but not the third?

when she begs you to take you to the cheaters house for a "visit"

 

[STS]

You make a joke, but minus the steroids and muscles , I used to be a bit of a fatty, then I lost my baby weight and now gilrs like me, same dude, the world sucks wtf

i've gone from being a lean mean guy to a fatty ironically enough i'm stronger now at 110kgs than i was at 90kgs

 

[I.am.Sam]

Because it's more sexy than the beetle

and what if both were a ferrari one just had a beetle badge ?

 

[I.am.Sam]

You make a joke, but minus the steroids and muscles , I used to be a bit of a fatty, then I lost my baby weight and now gilrs like me, same dude, the world sucks wtf

looks = confidence

 

[I.am.Sam]

How you had baby weight and your a guy
See your from Sam school of english as well

oh ....

 

[Solarion]

Ok, question... Say you are in a stable relationship with someone and another woman presents herself to you on a platter.... :erm:

would you go for it?

I'd first ask her what she's doing on a platter and where on Earth she found a platter that big.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

How you had baby weight and your a guy
See your from Sam school of english as well

You as well? :wtf:

 

[googoodoll]

i've gone from being a lean mean guy to a fatty ironically enough i'm stronger now at 110kgs than i was at 90kgs

was this before or after she cheated?

 

[I.am.Sam]

was this before or after she cheated?

after

he started eating more after every fap

 

[Pooky]

You make a joke, but minus the steroids and muscles , I used to be a bit of a fatty, then I lost my baby weight and now gilrs like me, same dude, the world sucks wtf

I think that confidence is the key to life.

 

[STS]

was this before or after she cheated?

after the divorce i eat a loaf of bread a day and Monster Energy drinks have a high calorie count

edit: the sex used to keep me skinny

double edit: also, being a single dad you finish your son's meals or eat whatever you can when you can

 

[STS]

after

he started eating more after every fap

i didn't even tell you that, how did you know?

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

i didn't even tell you that, how did you know?

Because you'd need to be reeeeeally talented to eat during every fap

 

[Ninja'd]

i didn't even tell you that, how did you know?

 

[Mars]

Ok, question... Say you are in a stable relationship with someone and another woman presents herself to you on a platter.... :erm:

would you go for it?

I have been in this situation so I know without a doubt its no.

Part of me regrets passing up the opportunity (she was smoking hot and up for absolutely anything), but whenever I think about actually doing it my heart skips a beat and I just cant get my wife's face out of my mind. The thought of how hurt she would be makes me unable to function.

 

[Slootvreter]

Define "cheating"?

If you are seriously asking this, perhaps you should stay away from relationships, perhaps even this thread.

 

[STS]

Because you'd need to be reeeeeally talented to eat during every fap

it's comfort food at the shame i suffer from masturbation