wingnut is jolling:

dabean said:
There was someone here (alt account) who broke 100 hours. Meth, I think.

Not a record to aim for.
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definitely not to aim for.

i think my record was 4 days (meth, cat etc etc) on a perpetual bender.
finally the day comes to climb into bed, i'm in bed staring at the wall in front of me, and notice ants - lots of them on the wall, crawling all over the place.
i'm looking at this lot wondering what to do about it - not many options tho - spray the fekkers with doom, doom everywhere.
i figure i best "gently and slowly" move to the kitchen to get the spray (as not to startle them and cause them to panic and sprint).
i gently drift past the wall very cautiously, get to the kitchen, grab the spray and return to the bedroom.
as i get there, i leap thru the doorway with a vengeance and spray, and spray some more - but somehow they seem totally unaffected, ignoring both me and the spray.
undeterred, i grabbed a newspaper or something similar, and started swatting them - alas, they continued to do their thing.
i then try smack a few with my hand - still nothing. so i belly up to the wall and realise there are no ants, not a single ant - the frikking plaster on the wall had some weird spittle finish, and i'm trying to kill the tiny shadows of the plaster finish.
figured best gulp down a pair of dormicum tablets and properly pass out.
sleep deprivation - a helluva thing !!
 
Grant said:
definitely not to aim for.

i think my record was 4 days (meth, cat etc etc) on a perpetual bender.
finally the day comes to climb into bed, i'm in bed staring at the wall in front of me, and notice ants - lots of them on the wall, crawling all over the place.
i'm looking at this lot wondering what to do about it - not many options tho - spray the fekkers with doom, doom everywhere.
i figure i best "gently and slowly" move to the kitchen to get the spray (as not to startle them and cause them to panic and sprint).
i gently drift past the wall very cautiously, get to the kitchen, grab the spray and return to the bedroom.
as i get there, i leap thru the doorway with a vengeance and spray, and spray some more - but somehow they seem totally unaffected, ignoring both me and the spray.
undeterred, i grabbed a newspaper or something similar, and started swatting them - alas, they continued to do their thing.
i then try smack a few with my hand - still nothing. so i belly up to the wall and realise there are no ants, not a single ant - the frikking plaster on the wall had some weird spittle finish, and i'm trying to kill the tiny shadows of the plaster finish.
figured best gulp down a pair of dormicum tablets and properly pass out.
sleep deprivation - a helluva thing !!
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Meth is one of those things I stay far away from.
 
wingnut771 said:
Thanks, feel like some day drinking today. Just need to fetch A4 with new water pump from the shop first.

Damn AI is good.
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1 day away from pay day.
Got a braai planned with my parents this weekend (Lekker food and good people).
3 months left before I have no CC debt.

Have to take a few things slow today...
 
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