Woman fights bear using zucchini

[Sting]

If I was the bear I would also be hiding away... beaten by a zucchini. Bwahahaha!!

http://www.news24.com/World/News/Woman-fights-bear-using-zucchini-20100923

Frenchtown - Police say a Montana woman fended off a bear attack with an unlikely weapon - a zucchini.

Missoula County Sheriff spokesperson Rich Maricelli says a 90kg black bear attacked one of the woman's dogs just after midnight on Wednesday on the back porch of her home about 25km west of Missoula.

When the woman, whom police did not name, tried to separate the animals, the bear bit her in the leg.

Maricelli says the woman reached for the nearest object at hand on the porch's railing - a large zucchini that she had harvested from her garden.

The woman flung the vegetable at the bear, striking it and forcing it to flee.

Maricelli says the woman did not need medical attention.

Wildlife officials were trying to locate the bear on Thursday.- SAPA

 

[copacetic]

ROFL.

W.T.F.

 

[Sting]

ROFL.

W.T.F.

Was too good not to share here!!

 

[Leostar]

The bear is glad that it was not Halloween day.

 

[hyperian]

90kg? I weight more than that

 

[copacetic]

90kg? I weight more than that

That's a good point. Must surely have been a child bear.

 

[B@rrels]

That's a good point. Must surely have been a child bear.

Teddy Bear!!

 

[Avenue]

I had to google zucchini

 

[hyperian]

That's a good point. Must surely have been a child bear.

I think they're called bear cubs

 

[copacetic]

I think they're called bear cubs

Ya ya ya.

 

[Magnarmalok]

That's a good point. Must surely have been a child bear.

Pedobear??

 

[news24]

90kg? I weight more than that

Then, what does that make you?

 

[Splice]

Pedobear??

ROFL

 

[hyperian]

Then, what does that make you?

Well I am quite hairy ... and I don't like zucchini either.

Perhaps he was a bi-polar bear.

 

[Sting]

Well I am quite hairy ... and I don't like zucchini either.

Perhaps he was a bi-polar bear.

After being "attacked" with a zucchini, he is now a manic-depressive, schizophrenic, bi-polar, young adult!!

 

[bekdik]

maybe a bare woman fighting off a rabid zucchini would be more exciting

 

[Sting]

maybe a bare woman fighting off a rabid zucchini would be more exciting

That will be reported in OFF TOPIC and not CA, so that pics can be attached!!! Hehehehehe

 

[Palimino]

Must surely have been a child bear.

Thought the dog ate it’s porridge all up.

 

[hyperian]

That will be reported in OFF TOPIC and not CA, so that pics can be attached!!! Hehehehehe

Motion seconded.