Woman Stuffs Snake Down Pants

[mercurial]

Workers at Preuss Pets in Lansing say a woman stole a snake, and how she did it-- well, it's one for the books.

"We've got some great pictures," says longtime employee Jayzun Boget. "It shows her taking the snake out, shoving it down her pants-- it's been the source of endless jokes here."

The video is a little difficult to see, but shop owner Rick Preuss say it's clear she's reaching into the cage and stuffing the snake down her pants. He says the woman had been in the store for some time, staking out the cage.

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No pun intended

 

[Fuma]

I hope the snake doesn't get into that hole. She'll probably enjoy it.

 

[mercurial]

Lol.

 

[blunomore]

What with all the underendowed men around, the woman was probably just desperate for a decent sized .... you know what.

 

[Highflyer_GP]

What with all the underendowed men around, the woman was probably just desperate for a decent sized .... you know what.

Tongue?

 

[Fuma]

What with all the underendowed men around, the woman was probably just desperate for a decent sized .... you know what.

Would you stuff a snake down your pants?

 

[JK8]

What with all the underendowed men around, the woman was probably just desperate for a decent sized .... you know what.

So youve been around....?

 

[Highflyer_GP]

Ouch... to get dissed by JK8 is, well, low

 

[mercurial]

ROFL @ comments

 

[dionb]

e-reptile dysfunction... maybe

 

[Fuma]

e-reptile dysfunction... maybe

Bwahahaha. Good one.

 

[blunomore]

Some of you have been rejected, by the sound of it ....

 

[D4N]

Too bad it isn't a corn snake...

 

[The_Unbeliever]

*applauds mercurial on wacky posts*

at least it's something interesting, not just doom and gloom

 

[Thestealth]

Snake down the pants. Talk about envy...